Month: October 2025

OpenAI’s Sora soars to No. 1 on Apple’s US App Store

Sora's a Fucking Headache Oh, Great. Another App I Have to Deal With. Right, so OpenAI’s Sora – that video-generating bullshit machine – is now number one on the US app store. Fantastic. Apparently, people are losing their...

Supabase nabs $5B valuation, four months after hitting $2B

Supabase? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Valuation. Right, so listen up, you want a summary? Fine. Supabase, that open-source Firebase alternative – yeah, *another* one – just snagged a $5 billion valuation. Five BILLION. Four...

Can AI companies turn brainrot into revenue?

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This is What We’re Doing Now? Right, so some venture capitalists and "AI entrepreneurs" – and I use those terms *very* loosely – are trying to monetize the absolute garbage fire...

Google’s Gemini AI app could soon be getting a big makeover

Gemini's Midlife Crisis - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read) Oh, *Now* They Want to Fix It? Right. Google’s Gemini app – the one they shoved down everyone’s throats and then apparently forgot about – is...

What to expect at OpenAI’s DevDay 2025, and how to watch it

OpenAI DevDay 2025: A Summary (Because You Probably Can't Be Bothered To Read It) Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI Thing. Right, so apparently Sam Altman and his crew are having a "DevDay" on November 18th. Because developers *need* more...

Sources: Naveen Rao’s new AI hardware startup targets $5B valuation with backing from a16z

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI Hardware Bullshit Right, so Naveen Rao – yeah, the Intel guy who left after…stuff – is starting another AI hardware company. Surprise, surprise. It's called Coreweave, apparently...

Security

CISA Flags Meteobridge CVE-2025-4008 Flaw as Actively Exploited in the Wild

Seriously? Another One? Meteobridge is a Fucking Mess. You've Been Warned. Oh, joy. More security bullshit for me to deal with because some idiot left the door wide open. Apparently, CISA (those clowns) are flapping their gums...

Security

New “Cavalry Werewolf” Attack Hits Russian Agencies with FoalShell and StallionRAT

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Malware. Right, so some new bullshit is going around targeting Russian government agencies. They're calling it "Cavalry Werewolf" – honestly, the naming convention alone makes me want to...

Security

Product Walkthrough: How Passwork 7 Addresses Complexity of Enterprise Security

Passwork 7 - Ugh, Another Password Manager Seriously? *Another* Password Manager? (Passwork 7 Walkthrough) Right, so some company called Passwork thinks they've reinvented the wheel with version 7. Apparently, enterprise security...

Security

Researchers Warn of Self-Spreading WhatsApp Malware Named SORVEPOTEL

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have found a new WhatsApp malware called SORVEPOTEL. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. It's...