Month: October 2025

Ugh. Disrupt Again. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Thing? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some people *still* pay money to go to TechCrunch Disrupt. I can't fathom it, honestly. But if you’re one of those… individuals,...

Oh, Joy. OpenAI is Worth a Fucking Fortune Now. Seriously? More Money for Those Pricks at OpenAI Right, so apparently some investors decided to throw even more cash at OpenAI after a secondary stock sale. We're talking $28...

Ugh. Another AI Report. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some venture capitalists – A16Z, naturally, because of course – decided to poke around and figure out which of these godforsaken "AI startups" are actually...

Ugh. Another AI Thing. Seriously? More Consumer AI Bullshit Right, so apparently some trust fund kid, Phoebe Gates (yes, *that* Gates), and a Gen Z activist, Sophia Kianni, think they've cracked the code to making consumer AI...

Perplexity's Latest Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Perplexity Did Something Again. Right, so listen up. Apparently, those clowns at Perplexity decided to make their "Comet" AI browser free. FREE. As if the...

ChatGPT is STILL Fucking Up - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Figure It Out) Oh, Joy. Another ChatGPT Meltdown. Right, so some ex-OpenAI dipshit – Jan Leike, apparently – decided to poke around inside the black box...

Ugh, Another One Google's Jules: Seriously? More Code AI Crap. Right, so Google’s decided they *need* an AI coding assistant too. Called “Jules,” because apparently naming things is hard. It's basically another attempt to...

Sora's Popularity - Ugh. OpenAI’s Sora: Still a Waste of Bandwidth, Apparently. Right, so OpenAI’s video-generating fluff-piece, Sora, has somehow clawed its way to the #3 spot on the US App Store charts. Third place....

Anthropic Hires a New CTO - Ugh. Seriously? Another AI Hire. Right, so Anthropic – those Claude people, yeah? The ones desperately trying to not be evil like the *other* AI companies – have hired some dude named Denny Slaiby...