Month: October 2025

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? *Another* Android Security Fuckup Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are pushing spyware on Android phones disguised as legitimate apps – specifically a Signal...

UAT-8099 - Seriously, More of *This*? UAT-8099: Chinese-Speaking Idiots Ruin the Internet (Again) Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – designated UAT-8099, because apparently naming things is hard – are messing with...

Threat Detection? More Like Threat *Ignoring*, Honestly Seriously, You Still Have Threat Detection Gaps? Ugh. Fine. I'll summarize this drivel for you people. Apparently, some organizations are still surprised when they get...

Oracle? Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Oracle Mess Right, so listen up. Google Mandiant – yeah, the ones who should be focusing on *actual* problems – are now poking around a new extortion wave hitting Oracle...

Seriously? Another Fucking Vulnerability ThreatsDay Bulletin – Because Apparently Security is Optional Oh joy. Another week, another pile of security shitstorms. This time it's CarPlay. Some researchers found a way to remotely...

Ugh, Another Pentesting Article Seriously? Automate *Pentests* Now? Right, so apparently some people need their hand holding to deliver pentest reports. Like, you paid good money for a security assessment and now you're whining...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More of *This* Shit. Right, so some South Asian APT group – they're calling them "Confucius" because apparently naming these things like ancient philosophers makes them sound more important than they...

Soopsocks? More Like *Soup* of Malware Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. Some dipshit uploaded a malicious Python package to PyPI called "soopsocks". Yeah, soopsocks. Creative name, real original. It wasn't doing anything useful,...

Ugh, Seriously? Phishing's Gone Mobile – Like You Didn’t See *That* Coming Right, so apparently some people are shocked – shocked! – that phishing attacks aren't just clogging up email inboxes anymore. They're going to…...

Ugh, More of *This*... Seriously? Another .well-known Thing? Right, so some script kiddie decided to poke around for .well-known directories again. Apparently, they're scanning the internet – because, you know, there’s...