Month: October 2025

Microsoft Intune September 2025 update: Intel vPro integration, PowerShell app scripts, iOS/macOS 26 support, and Copilot enhancements

Intune Update? Oh Joy. Microsoft Intune: September 2025 Update – Because Apparently We Need More Features Right, so Microsoft's decided to inflict *another* update on us poor bastards managing Intune. Apparently, they think we...

Your Service Desk is the New Attack Vector—Here’s How to Defend It.

Ugh, Seriously? Your Service Desk? A Fucking Disaster Waiting to Happen. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "security experts" have figured out something *shockingly* original: your service desk is a weak point. No shit,...

Microsoft Defender bug triggers erroneous BIOS update alerts

Microsoft Defender Being a Complete Ass Seriously? Microsoft *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another screw-up from the clowns in Redmond. Apparently, Microsoft Defender is now randomly telling people their BIOS needs updating when it...

Brave browser surpasses the 100 million active monthly users mark

Brave Browser: 100 Million Users? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Brave Hit 100 Million Users. Right, so apparently some people actually *chose* to use Brave browser. One hundred million of them, if you believe the hype. Fine. Whatever. It's...

HackerOne paid $81 million in bug bounties over the past year

HackerOne Bug Bounty Report - Ugh. Seriously? $81 Million?! Right, so apparently HackerOne coughed up a staggering $81 million in bug bounties over the last year. Eighty-one *million* dollars. To people who deliberately break...

DrayTek warns of remote code execution bug in Vigor routers

DrayTek Routers? Seriously? Another DrayTek Clusterfuck. You're Welcome. Oh, joy. Another remote code execution (RCE) vulnerability in a DrayTek Vigor router. Because apparently, they *enjoy* letting anyone and everyone waltz...

Microsoft Outlook stops displaying inline SVG images used in attacks

Outlook's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Handle Security) Seriously? Outlook. *Still*. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by that I mean staggering incompetence –...

New project makes Wikipedia data more accessible to AI

Ugh, Another One Seriously? They're *still* at this. Right, so some bleeding-heart academics and tech types decided Wikipedia wasn’t easy enough for their precious AI overlords to scrape. Apparently, the existing APIs...

Salesforce launches enterprise vibe-coding product, Agentforce Vibes

Salesforce's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Salesforce Did Something Again. Right, so the clowns over at Salesforce – yes, those Salesforce – have unleashed another "revolutionary" product...

Google reveals its Gemini-powered smart home lineup and AI strategy

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Google Shit. Right, so Google’s decided it needs to shove AI into absolutely everything. Shocking, isn’t it? They’re rebranding their smart home...