Month: October 2025

Shutdown Threatens US Intel Sharing, Cyber Defense

Ugh. Another Fucking Disaster. Seriously? They're Shutting Down *More* Stuff?! Right, so listen up, because this is infuriatingly predictable. The US government – specifically DHS and its Cybersecurity & Infrastructure Security...

Security

Google Sheds Light on ShinyHunters’ Salesforce Tactics

ShinyHunters: Another Bunch of Script Kiddies, Honestly ShinyHunters and Salesforce? Seriously. Oh joy, another "sophisticated" threat actor. This time it's ShinyHunters – a bunch of lowlifes who apparently think scraping data...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. Specifically, a critical Remote Code...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how hackers work. Like, duh. The Dark Reading virtual event – because who has time...

Microsoft: Media Creation Tool broken on Windows 11 Arm64 PCs

Microsoft's Clusterfuck of the Week Seriously? *Another* Microsoft Screw-Up. Oh, joy. As if Windows 11 wasn’t buggy enough, now the Media Creation Tool – you know, the thing you use to actually *install* the damn OS – is...

How To Simplify CISA’s Zero Trust Roadmap with Modern Microsegmentation

Zero Trust? More Like Zero Brains. Seriously, Another Security Fad? Ugh. Fine. I've been forced to ingest this drivel about CISA’s “zero trust roadmap” and how "modern microsegmentation" is supposed to make it less of a...

Proxmox Datacenter Manager: A new alternative to VMware vCenter?

Proxmox Datacenter Manager: Seriously? Proxmox Datacenter Manager: Another Fucking UI Layer Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough goddamn management interfaces to keep track of. Apparently, some people think Proxmox VE (which is...

Allianz Life says July data breach impacts 1.5 million people

Allianz Life Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Allianz Life Got Pwned. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Allianz Life – yeah, the insurance company – had a data breach back in July. A July breach...

Google Drive for desktop gets AI-powered ransomware detection

Google Drive Now Thinks It's a Security Expert - Ugh. Seriously? Google Drive is "Protecting" You Now. Oh, joy. As if I didn’t have enough to roll my eyes at today, Google decided your precious files aren't safe enough and...

WestJet data breach exposes travel details of 1.2 million customers

Westjet Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Westjet. *Twelve Million* Records. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's Westjet Airlines, and they managed to screw up the personal details of a whopping 12 million customers. Yeah,...