Month: October 2025

The Real Stakes, and Real Story, of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Obsession

Thiel's Delusions, Briefly Explained (Ugh) Seriously? This Again. Right, so some billionaire tech dude, Peter Thiel – yeah, *that* one, the PayPal guy who funded a lot of awful things – has apparently been obsessing over the...

PayPal’s Honey to integrate with ChatGPT and other AIs for shopping assistance

Paypal's Honey: Another Fucking Integration Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, so Paypal’s Honey – yeah, the coupon thingy you probably forgot about because it spams your browser like a teenager with too much time – is now...

How Replit went from $2.8M to $150M ARR by pivoting away from professional developers

Replit: A Fucking Disaster... That Somehow Worked Replit's "Genius" Plan (According to Them) Right, so listen up. Replit, that online IDE thing? Apparently, they were gonna conquer the world with *professional* developers....

Hance will demo its kilobyte-size AI audio-processing software at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Hance: Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another AI Startup. Right, so some company called Hance – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely pretentious name these days – is bragging about an audio processing thingy that's...

AI note-taking app Granola adds a repeatable prompts feature

Granola's Latest "Innovation" Oh, *Great*. Another AI Feature. Right, so some app called Granola – seriously, Granola? Sounds like something your grandma uses to track prune consumption – decided it needed more AI bullshit....

ChatGPT: Everything you need to know about the AI-powered chatbot

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right, so you need me to explain ChatGPT? Seriously? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot – a large language model,...

AI hires or human hustle? Inside the next frontier of startup operations at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups and… *AI Operations*? Right, so apparently, the latest brain-dead idea sweeping Silicon Valley is using AI to do...startup stuff. Not coding, not design – the actual work, no....

OpenAI is launching the Sora app, its own TikTok competitor, alongside the Sora 2 model

Oh, *Now* They Want To Do TikTok? Seriously? OpenAI's Launching a TikTok Clone. Right, so after everyone and their grandmother figured out how to make AI videos, OpenAI’s decided they need a piece of the short-form video pie...

Former OpenAI and DeepMind researchers raise whopping $300M seed to automate science

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Want to Automate Science? Right. So, a bunch of ex-OpenAI and DeepMind types – the very people who probably contributed to this whole AI hype mess in the first place – have snagged 300 MILLION...

Security

CISA Sounds Alarm on Critical Sudo Flaw Actively Exploited in Linux and Unix Systems

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Yet *Another* Sudo Bug Right, listen up you lot. CISA – yeah, the government busybodies – are flapping their gums about a critical vulnerability in sudo. Apparently, some...