Month: November 2025

Meta wants to get into the electricity trading business

Meta Shoves Its Nose Into the Electricity Market – Because Obviously, World Domination Isn’t Complete Yet Right, so apparently Meta – yes, the same bunch of data-hungry overlords who can’t even keep their social media...

Security

CISA Warns of Actively Exploited Critical Oracle Identity Manager Zero-Day Vulnerability

CISA Screams Bloody Murder Over Another Oracle Clusterfuck Well, surprise, surprise — another bloody zero-day, this time beating the ever-loving crap out of Oracle Identity Manager. CISA, those folks who only seem to show up...

Security

Matrix Push C2 Uses Browser Notifications for Fileless, Cross-Platform Phishing Attacks

Matrix Push C2: Because Apparently Phishing Needed Fucking Browser Notifications Now Oh, bloody fantastic — just when you thought cybercrooks couldn't get any more creative with their bullshit, here comes Matrix Push C2, a new...

Security

China-Linked APT31 Launches Stealthy Cyberattacks on Russian IT Using Cloud Services

China-Linked APT31 Throws a Sneaky Cyber Tantrum Using the Damn Cloud Well, here we go again. Another glorious day on the internet where some shadowy bunch of cyber-arseholes, this time the Chinese state-sponsored crew APT31,...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Cybersecurity Outlook 2026

Cybersecurity Outlook 2026: The Future’s On Fire and We’re the Idiots Holding the Matches Oh, joy. Another bloody “outlook” for cybersecurity — because what we really need is more people predicting the digital...

Piecing Together the Puzzle: A Qilin Ransomware Investigation

Qilin Ransomware: Another Fine Mess of Cyber-Crap Well, grab your tinfoil hats and batten down your digital hatches, because yet another pack of cyber‑arseholes called Qilin (aka “Agenda”) are out there encrypting systems...

Cox Enterprises discloses Oracle E-Business Suite data breach

Cox Enterprises Trips Over Oracle's Digital Banana Peel Well, well, well — another bloody day, another corporate data breach clusterfuck. Cox Enterprises, the lovely bunch behind Cox Communications and a pile of other...

WhatsApp API flaw let researchers scrape 3.5 billion accounts

WhatsApp’s Glorious Ball-Up: 3.5 Billion Accounts Up For Grabs So apparently, WhatsApp — that massive privacy-loving, encryption-screaming chat app — managed to leave a nice big hole in their system. Yeah, a proper...

A $100 Million AI Super PAC Targeted New York Democrat Alex Bores. He Thinks It Backfired

A $100 Million AI Super PAC Throws Money Around – And Somehow Faceplants Spectacularly Right, so let’s talk about this beautiful shitshow of a story. Some greasy tech overlords over at Andreessen Horowitz—yeah, *those*...

Apple’s Most Overlooked App Just Got a Lot Better

Apple Finally Gets Off Its Ass and Improves Shortcuts Oh great, Apple’s bloody Shortcuts app — that forgotten piece of supposed “automation magic” that’s been more useless than a keyboard with no spacebar — has...