Month: November 2025

Mozilla Says It’s Finally Done With Two-Faced Onerep

Mozilla Finally Kicks Two-Faced Onerep to the Bloody Curb Well, it’s about damn time. Mozilla’s finally grown a spine and told that sneaky little privacy parasite, OneRep, to fuck right off. Turns out their so-called...

Security

Same Old Security Problems: Cyber Training Still Fails Miserably

Same Old Cyber Bullshit: Training Still Fails Like a Dumpster Fire in a Windstorm Right, gather ‘round you bunch of keyboard cowboys and clipboard-wielding compliance clowns. The folks at Dark Reading have graced us with yet...

Security

‘Matrix Push’ C2 Tool Hijacks Browser Notifications

‘Matrix Push’ C2 Tool Hijacks Browser Notifications — Because The Internet Isn’t F**ked Enough Oh brilliant, just when you thought the web couldn’t get stupider, some cybercreeps cooked up a new little hellspawn called...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Cybersecurity Outlook 2026

Cybersecurity Outlook 2026 – A Glorious Clusterfuck in the Making So, apparently, Dark Reading threw together this digital doom-fest called *Cybersecurity Outlook 2026* – basically a bunch of experts telling us what sort of...

Multi-threat Android malware Sturnus steals Signal, WhatsApp messages

Sturnus Malware: Yet Another Android Shitshow Oh bloody fantastic — just when you thought Android couldn’t get any worse, along comes some digital asshole called Sturnus ready to wreck your phone and rummage through your...

Crypto mixer founders sent to prison for laundering over $237 million

Samourai Crypto Clowns Get Busted – The Great Blockchain Shitshow Well, strap in, you magnificent bastards, because the crypto circus just spat out another steaming pile of digital idiocy. Turns out the brainiacs behind the...

New Windows Admin Center virtualization mode vs VMware vCenter Server

Windows Admin Center Virtualization Mode vs VMware vCenter – A Bloody Comparison Oh great, another “let’s reinvent the bloody wheel” episode from Microsoft, starring the shiny new Windows Admin Center Virtualization Mode....

TV streaming piracy service with 26M yearly visits shut down

Photocall Goes Up in Flames – Yet Another Pirate Ship Sinks Well, well, well. It looks like another band of Internet scallywags just had their digital arses handed to them. The so-called Photocall streaming site, which was...

Turn your Windows 11 migration into a security opportunity

Windows 11 Migration: Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Right, so apparently, it’s that magical time again when Microsoft wants everyone to stop clinging to Windows 10 like a life raft made of outdated drivers...

D-Link warns of new RCE flaws in end-of-life DIR-878 routers

D-Link’s Ancient Router Crapfest Just Got Even Worse Oh great, another bloody day, another “critical vulnerability” from the graveyard of obsolete hardware. D-Link, bless their incompetent little hearts, has decided to pop...