Month: November 2025

New WrtHug campaign hijacks thousands of end-of-life ASUS routers

Thousands of ASUS Routers Hijacked – Because Apparently “End of Life” Means “Free Real Estate for Hackers” Oh, look, another glorious dumpster fire in the land of unsecured crapware. Some bright bastards have decided...

Russian bulletproof hosting provider sanctioned over ransomware ties

US Tells Russian Hosting Bastards to Piss Off — Media Land Gets the Sanction Hammer Oh bloody hell, here we go again — another bunch of cyber asshats getting smacked around by Uncle Sam. So the US Treasury finally grew a...

W3 Total Cache WordPress plugin vulnerable to PHP command injection

W3 Total Cache Plugin Fucks Up Again – Because Why Would Anything Just Work? Oh bloody fantastic. Another day, another WordPress plug-in screwing things right up. This time it’s W3 Total Cache, that oh-so-trustworthy...

Google Search is now using AI to create interactive UI to answer your questions

Google Search Learns New Tricks — and Annoys the Hell Out of Everyone So, apparently the geniuses at Google decided the internet wasn’t confusing enough, so they’re injecting their shiny new AI all over Search like a...

Google’s Gemini 3 is living up to the hype and creating games in one shot

Google’s Gemini 3: The AI That’s Making the Rest of Us Look Like Lazy Bastards Well, strap in you poor meatbags, because Google’s gone and done it again. Their shiny new toy, Gemini 3, is strutting around the digital...

As consumers ditch Google for ChatGPT, Peec AI raises $21M to help brands adapt

Consumers Dump Google for ChatGPT, Peec AI Scoops $21M to Save Marketers’ Sorry Arses Well, it finally happened. People are getting sick of tossing their damn questions into the Google black hole and instead are cozying up with...

‘Odd Lots’ Cohost Joe Weisenthal Has Predictions About How the AI Bubble Will Burst

Joe Weisenthal and the Great AI Hype Circus Oh bloody hell, here we go again — another think piece about the so-called “AI Revolution.” This one from Joe Weisenthal, cohost of the Odd Lots podcast, who seems to have the...

Databricks reportedly in talks to raise funding at a $130B+ valuation

Databricks Wants Even More Bloody Cash — Because Apparently $43 Billion Wasn’t Enough So Databricks, that AI-fueled data-slinging juggernaut that already rolls around in piles of venture capitalist money like Scrooge McDuck,...

Intuit signs $100M+ deal with OpenAI to bring its apps to ChatGPT

Intuit Hurls a Mountain of Cash at OpenAI – Because Apparently That’s the New Way to Look Innovative Well, slap me with a balance sheet and call me Clippy’s ghost – Intuit just lobbed over a cool $100 million+ at OpenAI...

Stack Overflow is remaking itself into an AI data provider

Stack Overflow's New Master Plan: Selling Its Soul to the AI Overlords Well, son of a byte, Stack Overflow – that once glorious shrine of smug developers and repository of passive-aggressive answers – has decided to throw in...