Month: November 2025

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Cybersecurity Outlook 2026

Cybersecurity Outlook 2026 – A Preview of the Same Digital Dumpster Fire Ah, what a bloody surprise — another “Cybersecurity Outlook” for 2026 by the fine folks at Dark Reading. Because apparently, we all need yet another...

Windows 10 KB5068781 ESU update fails with 0x800f0922 error: There were some problems installing updates, but we’ll try again later

Windows 10 Update Fiasco: KB5068781 – Because Microsoft Just Can’t Stop Screwing With Us Right, gather ‘round, you poor bastards. Microsoft has once again dropped another flaming turd called KB5068781, which – shocker –...

Google fixes new Chrome zero-day flaw exploited in attacks

Google’s Chrome Zero-Day Clusterfuck – Another Day, Another Panic Patch Oh look, Google’s been busy again, cleaning up yet another flaming dumpster fire in Chrome. Surprise, surprise — they’ve just patched another...

Cloudflare hit by outage affecting global network services

Cloudflare Goes Boom — Again. The Internet Weeps. Well, well, well — Cloudflare’s bloody global network decided to have a little nap today. As usual, half the internet collectively lost its mind because apparently, every...

The Tycoon 2FA Phishing Platform and the Collapse of Legacy MFA

The Tycoon 2FA Phishing Platform: Yet Another Kick in the Nuts for “Legacy” MFA Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought phishing was running out of new ways to screw people over, here comes “Tycoon,” some fancy-ass...

French agency Pajemploi reports data breach affecting 1.2M people

The French Data Dumpster Fire – 12 Million People’s Info Up in Smoke Oh, bloody fantastic. Another day, another data breach — this time courtesy of the French agency Pajemploi, the outfit that handles childcare employment...

Microsoft Teams to let users report messages wrongly flagged as threats

Microsoft Teams Adds Yet Another Bloody Fix for Its Own Screw-Ups Well, look who’s back trying to duct-tape their own digital disaster – good ol’ Microsoft. This time, the geniuses over in Redmond have decided that...

Microsoft to integrate Sysmon directly into Windows 11, Server 2025

Microsoft Jams Sysmon Into Windows Because Apparently We Needed More Background Crap Running Oh, bloody fantastic. Microsoft’s gone and decided that Sysmon — yes, the glorified event logger admins use to figure out who’s...

Fortinet warns of new FortiWeb zero-day exploited in attacks

Fortinet’s Latest “Oh Bloody Hell” Zero-Day Fiasco Well, well, well. Fortinet’s got itself another digital dumpster fire. Seems their precious FortiWeb web application firewalls have been happily bleeding zero-day...

Windows 11 gets new Cloud Rebuild, Point-in-Time Restore tools

Windows 11’s Cloud Rebuild: Because Apparently “Reinstalling” Was Too Damn Easy Well, well, well, Microsoft’s at it again. Apparently, those geniuses in Redmond decided that reinstalling Windows after you’ve managed to...