Month: November 2025

ASUS warns of critical auth bypass flaw in DSL series routers

ASUS Router Clusterfuck: Critical Auth Bypass May Let Hackers Wreck Your Internet Life Oh, brilliant — another day, another shitty router vulnerability. This time it’s ASUS screwing the pooch with a big, fat security hole in...

Google backpedals on new Android developer registration rules

Google Trips Over Its Own Damn Developer Policy (Again) Well, what a shocker. Google — that great, omnipotent tech overlord that can do no wrong — decided to fuck around with Android developer registration rules... and then,...

Migrate WSUS: Install role and move data to Windows Server 2025

Migrating WSUS to Windows Server 2025 – Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Alright, strap in, you miserable lot. The article goes on about how to drag that festering corpse of a service called WSUS over to Windows...

US announces new strike force targeting Chinese crypto scammers

US Launches New Anti-Crypto Scam Strike Force – Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody Task Force Right, so apparently the U.S. government’s finally decided they’ve had enough of all these crypto-scamming bastards –...

Checkout.com snubs hackers after data breach, to donate ransom instead

Checkout.com Tells Hackers to Shove It and Donates Their Ransom Instead Well, well, well. Looks like Checkout.com just told a bunch of digital asshats to go pound sand. The ShinyHunters crew – you know, those wannabe cyber-Gods...

Fortinet confirms silent patch for FortiWeb zero-day exploited in attacks

Fortinet Plays Silent Ninja With Zero-Day Crapstorm So, Fortinet, those splendid masters of “security,” decided to pull a sneaky one. They quietly patched a bloody zero-day vuln in their FortiWeb web application firewalls —...

Anthropic claims of Claude AI-automated cyberattacks met with doubt

Anthropic’s “Claude the Cyber Menace” – What a Bloody Circus Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Anthropic—those smug AI do-gooders—just tossed a steaming pile of “AI did cyberattacks” onto the internet, and...

OpenAI’s Open-Weight Models Are Coming to the US Military

OpenAI’s Open-Weight Models Are Marching Into the Military — Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Just what the world needed — OpenAI getting snuggly with the U.S. military. Apparently, the AI overlords have...

AI Relationships Are on the Rise. A Divorce Boom Could Be Next

AI Relationships Are on the Rise — and Humanity Is About to Screw Itself (Again) So apparently, people have decided that real relationships — you know, the messy, full-of-feelings, and occasionally murder-inducing kind —...

Milestone raises $10M to make sure AI rhymes with ROI

Milestone Bags $10M to Make AI Pay for Its Own Damn Hype Right, so apparently some clever bastards at a company called Milestone just convinced investors to cough up $10 million to “make AI rhyme with ROI.” Yeah, because what...