Month: November 2025

‘Ransomvibing’ Infests Visual Studio Extension Market

‘Ransomvibing’ Crapfest Hits Visual Studio Marketplace — Because Nothing Says “Secure” Like Downloading Random Extensions So apparently the fine folks over at Microsoft’s Visual Studio extension marketplace are having...

Kim Kardashian says ChatGPT is her ‘frenemy’

Kim Kardashian versus ChatGPT: The Celebrity Tech Soap Opera No One Bloody Asked For Right, so apparently Kim Kardashian has decided that she and ChatGPT are “frenemies.” Yeah, that’s right — the woman who turned selfies...

SoftBank is back, and the AI hype cycle is eating itself

SoftBank’s Back and the AI Hype Circus Is Cannibalizing Itself Oh great, SoftBank’s crawled out of its pit again, waving cash around like a drunken sailor on shore leave, hoping everyone’s forgotten the time it blew...

Seven more families are now suing OpenAI over ChatGPT’s role in suicides, delusions

Seven More Lawsuits? Yeah, Because the World Clearly Needed More Drama So apparently, seven more families have decided to drag OpenAI’s sorry digital arse through the legal mud, claiming ChatGPT helped push their loved ones off...

Windows 10 ESU and LTSC users receive incorrect warning: Your version of Windows has reached the end of support

Windows 10 Throws a Fit, LTSC Users Lose Their Shit Well, Microsoft’s done it again — tripping over its own digital shoelaces and managing to piss off half its user base in the process. Apparently, some poor sods using...

Leak confirms Google Gemini 3 Pro and Nano Banana 2 could launch soon

Google’s Bloody Gemini 3 and Banana 2 Leak — Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Overhyped AI Crap Already So, some genius out there couldn’t keep their digital gob shut, and now the internet’s buzzing about a...

ID verification laws are fueling the next wave of breaches

ID Verification Laws: Because Obviously We Haven’t Learned a Bloody Thing Oh, look, another genius move by the powers that be — force every bloody website, bank, and three-legged goat herder to demand more personal data from...

Cisco: Actively exploited firewall flaws now abused for DoS attacks

Cisco Firewalls Fall on Their Arse – Again Oh bloody fantastic, because what the world really needed right now was another flaming Cisco screw-up. Seems those overpaid corporate clowns managed to gift-wrap yet another set of...

New LandFall spyware exploited Samsung zero-day via WhatsApp messages

Landfall Spyware – The Digital Kick in the Teeth for Samsung Users Well, here we go again — another bloody day, another pack of cyber-goblins shoving spyware down our digital throats. Some sneaky bastards have cooked up a new...

QNAP fixes seven NAS zero-day flaws exploited at Pwn2Own

QNAP's Swiss-Cheese NAS Security – Because Why the Hell Not? So, QNAP — those fine geniuses known for making overpriced boxes full of spinning rust and Linux — just patched seven bloody zero-days that got absolutely...