Month: November 2025

Microsoft testing faster Quick Machine Recovery in Windows 11

Microsoft Promises “Faster” PC Recovery in Windows 11 — Because Apparently Waiting 3 Hours to Fix Their Crap Was Too Quick So, Microsoft’s latest bright idea from the dungeon of dubious genius is this so-called “Quick...

Malicious NuGet packages drop disruptive ‘time bombs’

Malicious NuGet Packages and Their Flaming Digital Time Bombs Oh bloody hell, developers just can’t catch a break, can they? Some enterprising little cyber-shits decided it’d be fun to sneak malware into a bunch of NuGet...

GitHub Copilot CLI 101: Or How to Let a Bot Write Your Damn Commands

GitHub Copilot CLI 101: Or How to Let a Bot Write Your Damn Commands So, the geniuses over at GitHub decided we’re all too bloody lazy—or just too stupid—to type commands ourselves, so they birthed this shiny new toy called...

Perplexity to pay Snap $400M to power search in Snapchat

Perplexity Throws $400 Million at Snap So Your Snapchat Search Doesn’t Suck (As Much) Oh bloody wonderful. Another day, another tech partnership no one asked for but the execs are wetting themselves over. So here’s the gist...

Google Maps upgrades navigation in India with Gemini, safety alerts

Google’s Bloody Maps Gets “Smarter” in India – Because We Clearly Needed More Talking Apps So, Google’s gone and shoved its shiny new Gemini AI into Google Maps in India, because obviously the one thing drivers really...

Inception raises $50 million to build diffusion models for code and text

Inception Scores $50 Million to Teach Machines How to Bullshit in Code and Text Oh wonderful, another bunch of tech geniuses raised a goddamn $50 million to build diffusion models that can spit out both code and text. Because...

Subtle Computing’s voice isolation models help computers understand you in noisy environments

Subtle Computing’s Fancy Voice-Isolation Nonsense — Or How to Make Machines Hear You Better Than Your Mom Ever Did So apparently, some bunch of overcaffeinated nerds at Subtle Computing decided that your computer’s been...

Meta brings its short-form video feed of AI slop to Europe

Meta Vomits Its AI-Powered Video Sludge Onto Europe — Hooray, More Algorithmic Crap! So, Meta – that cheerful pit of algorithmic nonsense and privacy violations – has decided it’s not quite done inflicting misery on...

Sora for Android saw nearly half a million installs on its first day

Sora for Android Blows Up — Half a Bloody Million Installs on Day One Well, hold on to your overpriced smartphones, because apparently everyone and their dog decided to download OpenAI’s new toy, Sora for Android, the moment...

Sam Altman says he doesn’t want the government to bail out OpenAI if it fails

Sam Altman Says “No Thanks” to a Government Bailout – Because Apparently He’s Suddenly a Capitalist Hero Right, so Sam bloody Altman, the CEO of OpenAI — you know, the outfit that wants to turn chatbots into digital...