Month: November 2025

ThreatsDay Bulletin: AI Tools in Malware, Botnets, GDI Flaws, Election Attacks & More

ThreatsDay Bulletin: AI-Infused Malware and Other Cyber Clusterf**ks Right, gather round you digital cretins. This week’s cyber hellscape is like someone turned the incompetence dial up to 11 and then dropped it into a vat of...

Security

From Tabletop to Turnkey: Building Cyber Resilience in Financial Services

From Tabletop to Turnkey: Because Apparently Cyber Resilience Still Isn’t a Goddamn Default Right, so apparently the financial world just figured out they might want to stop cyber criminals from plundering their digital cash...

Security

Cisco Warns of New Firewall Attack Exploiting CVE-2025-20333 and CVE-2025-20362

Cisco’s Firewalls Just Got Punched in the Digital Nuts… Again Well, well, look who’s back in the bloody spotlight — Cisco. Because apparently, setting things on fire with zero-day vulnerabilities is their favourite...

Security

Trojanized ESET Installers Drop Kalambur Backdoor in Phishing Attacks on Ukraine

Trojanized ESET Installers Drop Kalambur Backdoor in Phishing Attacks on Ukraine Well, here's another steaming pile of cyber-bullshit for the week. Apparently, some malicious bastards have decided to take ESET installers—yes,...

Security

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Remember, Remember the Bloody Chaos of the Fifth of November Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s that time of year again — the anniversary of script kiddies and wannabe hacktivists playing “cyber revolution” because they saw some...

Sandworm hackers use data wipers to disrupt Ukraine’s grain sector

Sandworm Hackers Turn Ukraine’s Grain Sector Into Digital Toast Well, buckle the hell up, because the infamous Russian cyber-shitshow known as Sandworm is back at it again — wrecking Ukraine’s systems like a bunch of...

Install and activate Windows 10 Extended Security Updates (ESU) Multiple Activation Key (MAK)

Installing Windows 10 Extended Security Updates – Because Microsoft Just Can’t Let Old Shit Die Right, gather ‘round, you pack of patch-hungry sysadmins, because here’s the deal. This delightful bit of corporate...

Critical Cisco UCCX flaw lets attackers run commands as root

Cisco Screws Up (Again): Hackers Can Go Full Root Thanks to a Shitty Bug Well, well, well — Cisco's done it again. Because apparently, “security testing” at Cisco HQ involves turning on the servers, shrugging, and calling...

ClickFix malware attacks evolve with multi-OS support, video tutorials

ClickFix Malware Evolves — Because Apparently Cyber-Scumbags Don’t Have Enough Free Time Well, grab a stiff drink and your favorite swear jar, because the digital toilet bowl just got swirlier. Some absolute knobheads have...

Continuous Purple Teaming: Turning Red-Blue Rivalry into Real Defense

Continuous Purple Teaming – Because Apparently Red and Blue Need to Stop Playing Cyber Dodgeball Right, so here’s the bloody deal. The geniuses over at BleepingComputer are talking about this so-called “Continuous Purple...