Month: November 2025

How a ransomware gang encrypted Nevada government’s systems

Nevada Government Gets Digitally Mugged — Because Why The Hell Not? So apparently, the brilliant minds over at Nevada's state government managed to get themselves cyber-screwed by a ransomware gang called Rhysida — and holy...

Nvidia, Qualcomm join US, Indian VCs to help build India’s next deep tech startups

Nvidia and Qualcomm Playing Tech Fairy Godmothers in India’s Deep-Tech Circus So apparently Nvidia and Qualcomm have decided that tossing their overflowing piles of GPU-fueled cash into India’s startup scene is the next big...

Goldman Sachs doubles down on MoEngage in new round to fuel global expansion

Goldman Sachs Throws Another Pile of Cash at MoEngage – Because Apparently Setting Money on Fire is Trendy Now Well, look who’s back at the corporate casino table — Goldman bloody Sachs, the eternal money-printing...

Whisper Into This AI-Powered Smart Ring to Organize Your Thoughts

The “Oh-Great-Now-We’re-Whispering-to-Rings” Tech Circus So here we go again—some bright-eyed tech geniuses thought, “Hey, what if people could whisper their secrets into a bloody ring?” Enter the Sandbar Stream Smart...

Former Meta employees launch Sandbar, maker of smart ring that takes voice notes and controls music

Former Meta Employees Launch “Sandbar” – Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody Gadget Right, so a bunch of ex-Meta geniuses—the same kind who brought you endless notifications and existential dread—have decided...

Google Maps bakes in Gemini to improve navigation and hands-free use

Google Maps Just Got “Smarter” – Which Means More Ways to Yell at It Right, so those geniuses over at Google have decided that what we all really needed in our already overcomplicated lives was *Gemini* – their fancy-ass...

SoftBank, OpenAI launch new joint venture in Japan as AI deals grow ever more circular

SoftBank and OpenAI’s New “Joint Venture” — Because Apparently We Needed Another One Right, so SoftBank and OpenAI decided to join forces in Japan — because obviously, what the world desperately needed right now was...

Google gets the US government’s green light to acquire Wiz for $32B

Google Gets the Bloody Green Light to Gobble Up Wiz for $32B Oh, for f**k’s sake, here we go again. Google — that glorious data-hoarding behemoth that can’t sneeze without monetizing it — just got Uncle Sam’s official...

This startup’s metal stacks could help solve AI’s massive heat problem

AI’s Cooking Itself to Death – And Some Shiny Metal Nerds Think They Can Save It So, apparently, the big brains running our so-called “artificial intelligence revolution” finally noticed that all their power-hungry...

Microsoft built a fake marketplace to test AI agents — they failed in surprising ways

Microsoft’s Glorious AI Market of Dumbassery So, apparently Microsoft decided that the world wasn’t stupid enough already, so they built themselves a shiny little “synthetic marketplace” to test how AI agents would behave...