Month: November 2025

Media giant Nikkei reports data breach impacting 17,000 people

Nikkei Takes a Digital Kicking – Because Apparently “Security” is a Four-Letter Word Well, holy flying clusterfuck, Nikkei, the massive Japanese media behemoth, somehow managed to trip over its own damn servers and spill...

Data breach at major Swedish software supplier impacts 1.5 million

Another Glorious Facepalm in Cybersecurity: Swedish Software Supplier Screws Up Massively Well, grab your popcorn, folks, because the Swedish software supplier Tietoevry has managed to do what so many tech outfits seem to excel...

Microsoft removing Defender Application Guard from Office

Microsoft Kills Another Security Feature — Because Why the Hell Not? So in the grand tradition of screwing over sysadmins everywhere, Microsoft’s decided to take that neat little sandboxing tool called Defender Application...

Malicious Android apps on Google Play downloaded 42 million times

Malicious Android Apps: When Google Play Becomes a Playground for Idiots Oh, for fuck’s sake — Google Play, the so-called “safe” haven for your little tap-and-download dopamine rushes, once again turned into a malware...

Kevin Rose’s simple test for AI hardware — would you want to punch someone in the face who’s wearing it?

Kevin Rose’s Simple Test For AI Hardware — The “Punchability” Metric Right, so here’s the deal — some bloke named Kevin Rose, tech bro turned hardware whisperer, has cooked up this genius-level garbage test for AI...

The Curious Case of the Bizarre, Disappearing Captcha

The Curious Case of the Bizarre, Disappearing Captcha — a.k.a. Yet Another Internet Clusterfuck So apparently, the internet geniuses at Wired caught wind of some *brilliantly broken* Captcha that pulls a vanishing act like...

LG founder’s grandson, production firm partner up to bring AI to filmmaking

AI Filmmaking: Another Overhyped Tech Circle Jerk Brought to You by LG’s Heir and His Fancy Film Pals So apparently, the rich spawn of LG’s founder and some production outfit called Stock Farm Road have decided they’re the...

Microsoft inks $9.7B deal with Australia’s IREN for AI cloud capacity

Microsoft Throws $9.7 Billion at Australia’s IREN to Feed the AI Beast So, Microsoft has decided to light another massive pile of money on fire — $9.7 billion worth — just to make sure their AI cloud empire doesn’t run...

Microsoft’s $15.2B UAE investment turns Gulf State into test case for US AI diplomacy

Microsoft Throws $15.2B At The UAE And Calls It “AI Diplomacy” — What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Right, so here we go again — another shiny-ass tech giant lobbing billions at some petro-dollar paradise and pretending it’s...

OpenAI and Amazon ink $38B cloud computing deal

OpenAI and Amazon Ink $38B Cloud Computing Deal — or, Yet Another Tech Bromance That’ll Cost a Bloody Fortune Well, strap in and hold onto your overpriced ergonomic chairs, because apparently, OpenAI and Amazon have decided...