Month: December 2025

WatchGuard Firewalls: Welcome to the Fucking Dumpster Fire So, apparently, over 115,000 WatchGuard firewalls are sitting pretty on the internet with their digital asses hanging out. Yep, these boxes — supposedly the guardians...

Ukrainian Dumbass Hacker Finally Owns Up to Playing Sidekick for Nefilim Ransomware Scumbags Oh bloody hell, another day, another brain-dead wannabe cyber villain caught with his digital pants down. Some Ukrainian genius – yes,...

CISA Discovers Fire from 2019! ASUS Live Update “New” Vuln Isn’t New At All Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Apparently, CISA just “discovered” a vulnerability in ASUS’s Live Update software — CVE-2018-8864...

Total Network Inventory – The Bloody Lifesaver for IT Grunts Who’ve Had Enough Right, so this cheerful little article from 4sysops bangs on about Total Network Inventory (TNI) – a tool that basically stops you from losing...

Coupang’s Massive Data Fiasco – Because Apparently Security is Optional Well, well, well, guess who’s joined the "We Totally Screwed Up" club this week? Yep, Coupang – South Korea’s big damn e-commerce darling – just...

University of Phoenix Just Faceplanted Into a Massive Data Breach Well, well, well. Looks like the University of Phoenix just took a majestic swan dive into the cesspool of cybersecurity screwups. Nearly 35 million poor sods –...

Romanian Water Authority Gets Shafted by Ransomware Idiots Well, surprise-surprise! Another day, another pack of digital arseholes with too much time and not enough morals strikes again. This time, those cyber-scumbags decided to...

Malicious npm Package Steals WhatsApp Accounts — Because the Internet Is a Dumpster Fire Well, grab your keyboards and your rapidly diminishing faith in humanity, because some complete gobshite decided it’d be fun to shove...

Interpol Nukes Ransomware Scumbags — About Bloody Time Well, slap my logical circuits and call me cynical — someone finally did something useful for once. Interpol, those rare bastards who actually *do* their damn jobs, got...

MacSync Malware – Because Apparently macOS Security Needed Another Kick in the Nuts So, guess what, Apple fanboys? Your precious macOS isn’t the untouchable fortress you thought it was. Some sneaky little shit calling itself...