Month: December 2025

VS Code 1.107 brings chat-integrated background agents and Agent HQ for multi-agent orchestration

VS Code 1.107 — Now with Chatty Bastards and Background Chaos So, Microsoft’s Visual Studio Code just dropped version 1.107, and holy flaming servers, they’re cramming in *even more* AI crap. Because what the hell else do...

UserLock 13.0: IAM for Active Directory with granular MFA, contextual access controls, and real-time session management

UserLock 13.0: Yet Another Bloody Attempt to Save the Idiots From Themselves Oh great, here we go again — another shiny little update for the poor bastards still chained to Active Directory. The geniuses at IS Decisions just...

European authorities dismantle call center fraud ring in Ukraine

European Authorities Nuke Ukrainian Call-Center Scam: About Bloody Time! So here’s the latest bundle of digital idiocy for you — the European law crowd finally pulled their collective thumbs out and took down a massive...

Microsoft to block Exchange Online access for outdated mobile devices

Microsoft Throws Old Mobile Devices into the Digital Dumpster – Because Of Course They Bloody Did Well, well, well… looks like Microsoft’s decided to play Tech Grim Reaper again. This time, they’re swinging the banhammer...

The Hidden Risk in Virtualization: Why Hypervisors are a Ransomware Magnet

The Hidden Sh*tstorm Behind Virtualization – Why Hypervisors Are the New Ransomware Playground Right, gather ‘round, you miserable lot. Apparently, we’ve built the digital equivalent of putting all our golden eggs in one...

Cyberattack disrupts Venezuelan oil giant PDVSA’s operations

Cyber Chaos in Venezuela: The Oil Giant Gets Digitally Punched in the Face Well, what a bloody surprise — another giant corporation trips over its own shoelaces and gets its digital ass kicked. This time, it’s Venezuela’s...

Hackers exploit newly patched Fortinet auth bypass flaws

Hackers Are Wrecking Fortinet Boxes (Again) – Because Patch or Die Apparently Well, surprise, surprise — the cyber-shitshow continues. Fortinet just patched some authentication bypass flaws, and guess what the hell happened...

Texas sues TV makers for taking screenshots of what people watch

Texas Tells TV Makers to Go to Hell for Spying on Users Well, it finally bloody happened. The great state of Texas has lost its collective patience and decided to sue a bunch of so-called “smart” TV makers — that’s...

Amazon disrupts Russian GRU hackers attacking edge network devices

Amazon Kicks GRU Hackers Right in the Cyber-Nuts Well, hold on to your bloody firewalls, because Amazon — yes, the same people who can’t deliver a package on time to save their arse — just pulled a digital exorcism on a...

This Startup Wants to Build Self-Driving Car Software—Super Fast

HyprLabs: The Startup That Thinks It Can Outrace the Goddamn Universe So apparently some caffeine-fueled tech maniacs decided they could "revolutionize" self-driving cars by building robot brains faster than you can say "oh shit,...