Month: December 2025

Mirelo raises $41M from Index and a16z to solve AI video’s silent problem

Mirelo Raises $41 Million to Make AI Videos Stop Sounding Like a Mime Convention Right, so here we bloody go again — another shiny new AI startup waving around a fat check like a toddler with daddy’s credit card. This time...

Nvidia Becomes a Major Model Maker With Nemotron 3

Nvidia’s Nemotron 3: Because Apparently Owning All the GPUs Wasn’t Enough So get this — Nvidia, the silicon overlord already hoarding every damn GPU on the planet, decided that wasn’t enough power. Nope, now they’ve...

Nvidia reportedly weighs ramping up H200 production to meet surging demand in China

Nvidia Loses Its Mind Over China’s AI Chip Frenzy Oh, look, Nvidia’s at it again — swimming in a pool of cash while pretending they’re just barely hanging on to meet “unprecedented demand.” The latest brain-melting...

First Voyage raises $2.5M for its AI companion that helps you build habits

First Voyage Raises $2.5M to Teach You How to Adult (With a Bloody AI). Fabulous. So apparently some bright-eyed startup called First Voyage just hoodwinked investors into dropping $2.5 million so it can build an AI...

Merriam-Webster names ‘slop’ the word of the year

Merriam-Webster Names “Slop” the Word of the Bloody Year Oh, fantastic. Out of all the jargon and buzzwords swirling around like digital vomit, Merriam-Webster decided that “slop” — yes, slop — is the word of the...

Lightspeed raises record $9B in fresh capital

Lightspeed Bags $9 Billion – Because Apparently the Universe Rewards the Already Filthy Rich So, those smug bastards over at Lightspeed just raised a casual $9 billion in fresh capital. Yeah, nine. Freaking. Billion. Because...

Creative Commons announces tentative support for AI ‘pay-to-crawl’ systems

Creative Commons Tiptoes Into AI Pay-to-Crawl Madness Oh bloody fantastic, now the do-gooders at Creative Commons have decided to *tentatively* support “AI pay-to-crawl” systems. Basically, the idea is that the giant,...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Monday, December 15th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9738, (Mon, Dec 15th)

ISC Stormcast for Dec 15th, 2025 – Because The Internet Can’t Stop Being a Dumpster Fire Right, so here we go again — another bloody Monday, another batch of cyber nightmares to remind us that users, developers, and half...

Security

VolkLocker Ransomware Exposed by Hard-Coded Master Key Allowing Free Decryption

VolkLocker Ransomware Exposed by Hard-Coded Master Key Allowing Free Decryption Oh, bloody marvellous — another pack of digital crooks with delusions of grandeur gets pantsed by their own shitty coding. VolkLocker, the latest...

Security

Phantom Stealer Spread by ISO Phishing Emails Hitting Russian Finance Sector

Phantom Stealer — Because Apparently Cybercrime Needed Yet Another Bloody Malware Alright, strap the hell in. Some genius lowlifes out there decided the world didn’t have enough digital dumpster fires, so they unleashed a...