Month: December 2025

Meta is developing a new image and video model for a 2026 release, report says

Meta’s Next Big “Look At Us, We’re Still Relevant” AI Model Right, so apparently Meta — yes, the same bunch of data-hungry jackasses who keep reinventing the wheel and calling it “groundbreaking AI” — are cooking...

Known uses voice AI to help you go on more in-person dates

Known’s New Voice AI for Dating: Because Apparently Talking to Humans Is Too Bloody Hard So these geniuses at a company called Known have decided that humanity’s collective dating misery wasn’t dire enough yet, so they...

OpenAI adds new teen safety rules to ChatGPT as lawmakers weigh AI standards for minors

OpenAI’s Teen-Safe ChatGPT: Because Apparently Common Sense Needed a Legislative Shove So, OpenAI’s at it again – this time slapping on some shiny new “teen safety” rules for ChatGPT like a goddamn content nanny....

Hardware’s brutal week: iRobot, Luminar, and Rad Power go bankrupt

Hardware’s Brutal Week – The Tech Apocalypse Nobody Asked For Well, grab your popcorn and your favorite bottle of “why the fuck not,” because the hardware world just set itself on fire. Three supposed hotshots — iRobot,...

Yann LeCun confirms his new ‘world model’ startup, reportedly seeks $5B+ valuation

Yann LeCun’s New ‘World Model’ Startup: Yet Another AI Circus With a $5B Price Tag Oh bloody fantastic, Yann LeCun — Meta’s resident AI wizard and self-proclaimed oracle of machine intelligence — has decided he’s...

Scammers in China Are Using AI-Generated Images to Get Refunds

AI Scammers in China Are Gaming Refund Systems – Because Of Course They Bloody Are So apparently, the latest genius scam out of China involves people whipping up AI-generated images to wring refunds out of e-commerce platforms....

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ISC Stormcast For Friday, December 19th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9746, (Fri, Dec 19th)

ISC Stormcast for Friday, December 19th, 2025 - Because the Internet’s Still on Fire Ah, another glorious day in cyberspace where everything’s supposedly getting “better,” yet somehow everything’s still on bloody fire....

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New UEFI Flaw Enables Early-Boot DMA Attacks on ASRock, ASUS, GIGABYTE, MSI Motherboards

UEFI Flaw From Hell: Because Why Not Kick the System Right in the BIOS? Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought your motherboard’s boot process was the one quiet, reliable moment in your miserable computing existence, here...

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Nigeria Arrests RaccoonO365 Phishing Developer Linked to Microsoft 365 Attacks

Nigeria Finally Bags the Dumbass Behind RaccoonO365 Phishing Garbage Well, about bloody time. So apparently the Nigerian Police Cybercrime Unit actually managed to arrest one of those digital skidmarks behind *RaccoonO365* —...

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DLLs & TLS Callbacks, (Fri, Dec 19th)

DLLs & TLS Callbacks — Because Malware Authors Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do So here's the flaming pile of code horror for today: some genius malware writers are once again getting fancy with DLLs and TLS (Thread Local...