Month: December 2025

Pickle Robot adds Tesla veteran as first CFO

Pickle Robot Hires Tesla Money Wizard — Because Robots Need Bank Accounts Too So apparently, Pickle Robot – those clever bastards who make robots that hurl boxes around in warehouses – just decided it’s time to play with...

ChatGPT launches an app store, lets developers know it’s open for business

ChatGPT Opens an App Store – Because Why the Hell Not? So, apparently, the digital overlords at OpenAI decided that managing one omnipotent chatbot wasn’t enough – now they’ve gone and built a bloody App Store for...

Security

Cisco Warns of Active Attacks Exploiting Unpatched 0-Day in AsyncOS Email Security Appliances

Cisco’s Email Security Appliances Are Getting Punched in the Digital Face Well, well, well... looks like Cisco’s having yet another “oh‑shit” moment. The networking overlords have announced that there’s a dirty little...

Security

CISA Flags Critical ASUS Live Update Flaw After Evidence of Active Exploitation

CISA Waves the Red Flag for ASUS Live Update Clusterfuck Well, what a steaming pile of digital horse shit we’ve got here. CISA just dropped a nice little turd of a warning about ASUS’s Live Update software, because apparently...

Security

Kimsuky Spreads DocSwap Android Malware via QR Phishing Posing as Delivery App

Kimsuky’s DocSwap Android Clusterf**k: Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Well, folks, grab a stiff drink and your tinfoil hat, because those North Korean cyber asshats from Kimsuky are back at it again — this...

Security

The Case for Dynamic AI-SaaS Security as Copilots Scale

The Case for Dynamic AI-SaaS Security – or How Everyone’s Data Is About to Get Shafted (Again) Right, so here we go again — another grand revelation from the world of SaaS and AI security. Apparently, everyone’s just...

Security

Dormant Iran APT is Still Alive, Spying on Dissidents

Dormant My Ass: Iran’s APT Crawls Out the Grave to Spy on Dissidents Well, guess what, folks? That so-called “dead” Iranian hacking crew decided they weren’t quite ready for digital retirement. The sneaky bastards have...

Security

North Korea-Linked Hackers Steal $2.02 Billion in 2025, Leading Global Crypto Theft

North Korea’s Hackers Are At It Again – Because Apparently, The World’s Not Secure Enough Oh bloody brilliant. The digital cockroaches from North Korea have once again decided to raid everyone’s crypto wallets like it’s...

Security

ThreatsDay Bulletin: WhatsApp Hijacks, MCP Leaks, AI Recon, React2Shell Exploit and 15 More Stories

ThreatsDay Bulletin—The Week the Internet Caught a Digital Plague Right, strap the hell in. This week’s ThreatsDay from The Hacker News reads like a goddamn apocalypse of incompetence and cyber mayhem. Apparently, we’re now...

Security

HPE OneView Flaw Rated CVSS 10.0 Allows Unauthenticated Remote Code Execution

HPE OneView Sets New Record for ‘Oh Shit’ Moment: CVSS 10.0 Flaw Lets Anyone Wreck the Joint Well, buckle the hell up, because HPE just managed to win this week’s “How the Fuck Did That Get Through QA?” award. Their...