Month: December 2025

Windows Admin Center version 2511: high availability deployments, VM conversion tool, NetApp Shift Toolkit, security improvments

Windows Admin Center 2511 — More “Improvements” to Babysit and More Crap to Break So Microsoft, in their infinite bloody wisdom, has dropped Windows Admin Center version 2511 — another shoot-yourself-in-the-foot upgrade...

New Windows RasMan zero-day flaw gets free, unofficial patches

Microsoft Screws Up Again: The RASMAN Zero-Day Fiasco Oh bloody fantastic, Microsoft’s at it again—another delightful “feature” disguised as a goddamn zero-day vulnerability in Windows. This time it’s the RASMAN (Remote...

Shadow spreadsheets: The security gap your tools can’t see

Shadow Spreadsheets: Because Apparently, We Needed Yet Another Security Nightmare Oh, fantastic — another day, another digital shitshow. According to this BleepingComputer article, some geniuses out there have been cobbling...

Kali Linux 2025.4 released with 3 new tools, desktop updates

Kali Linux 2024.4 – Yet Another Bloody Update Well, look who’s back screwing around with the pentest playground ― Kali Linux has dropped version 2024.4, and apparently the devs decided we didn’t have enough shiny toys to...

Fake ‘One Battle After Another’ torrent hides malware in subtitles

Fake Torrents Now Come with a Side of Malware-Flavored Subtitles – Because Of Course They Bloody Do Right, gather round, you bunch of digital muppets. Apparently, some clever **** decided that stuffing malware into fake...

Coupang data breach traced to ex-employee who retained system access

Coupang’s Data Breach: Because Apparently "Ex-Employee" Doesn’t Mean "No Access" So here’s a shining gem of corporate idiocy for your day — Coupang, the South Korean e-commerce giant, managed to get some of its precious...

Google’s answer to the AI arms race — promote the guy behind its data center tech

Google’s Grandmaster Plan: Promote the Server Whisperer Oh, for fuck’s sake, Google’s done it again. In their desperate scramble to stay relevant in the AI dick-measuring contest, they’ve decided the masterstroke move is...

Baby delivered in Waymo continues proud tradition of not making it to the hospital

Another Day, Another Tech Miracle: Baby Delivered in a Bloody Waymo So apparently, some poor sods in Phoenix ended up delivering a baby *inside* a goddamn Waymo self-driving car because, surprise surprise, life doesn’t wait for...

Harness hits $5.5B valuation with $240M raise to automate AI’s ‘after-code’ gap

Harness Bags $240 Million Because Apparently Nobody Knows How to Finish a Bloody AI Project So, Harness – yeah, those clever bastards who automate the “DevOps lifecycle” (translation: the stuff developers and AI engineers...

Port raises $100M at $800M valuation to take on Spotify’s Backstage

Port Raises A Pile Of Cash To Take On Spotify’s Backstage — Or, How To Burn $100M Trying To Reinvent the Damn Wheel So apparently Port — yeah, that “developer portal platform” company that’s been lurking around like...