Month: December 2025

Malicious VSCode Marketplace extensions hid trojan in fake PNG file

Malicious VSCode Extensions – Because Apparently Nothing is Sacred Anymore Well, what a bloody surprise — some asshats decided to sneak trojans into Visual Studio Code extensions. Yeah, you read that right: those handy little...

Google launches sub-$5 AI Plus plan in India to compete with ChatGPT Go

Google’s Cheap-Ass AI War: Now Selling “Intelligence” for Less Than a Latte Well, well, well, look who’s throwing their hat back into the AI circus—bloody Google. The corporate overlords in Mountain View decided to roll...

Figma launches new AI-powered object removal and image extension

Figma’s AI Wizardry: Because Apparently No One Wants to Do Actual Design Work Anymore Well, Figma’s gone and done it, the clever bastards—they’ve shoved more “AI” into their platform, this time with tools for object...

AI startup Tavus founder says users talk to its AI Santa ‘for hours’ per day

AI Santa: Because Apparently We Needed a Digital Stalker in Red Velvet So, some bright-spark startup called Tavus decided humanity wasn’t already wasting enough time talking to chatbots, so now they’ve unleashed an AI Santa...

Google launches managed MCP servers that let AI agents simply plug into its tools

Google Decides to Be the Goddamn Puppet Master of AI Agents Well, holy shit. Google’s decided it hasn’t quite monopolized enough of the internet yet, so now it’s diving face-first into something called “Managed MCP...

ChatGPT is Apple’s most downloaded app of 2025 in the US

ChatGPT Tops Apple’s Download Charts — Humanity Officially Out of Original Ideas Well, would you bloody look at that. The mighty ChatGPT has hit the top of the Apple App Store for 2025 in the U.S., beating out every...

ElevenLabs just hit a $6.6B valuation. Its CEO says the real money isn’t in voice anymore.

ElevenLabs Hits $6.6B Valuation… And Apparently Voice Isn’t Sexy Enough Anymore So, ElevenLabs, the crowd that makes machines sound more human than your average call center drone, just hit a goddamn $6.6 billion valuation....

Google is testing AI-powered article overviews on select publications’ Google News pages

Google’s Latest “Innovation”: AI Summarizing the Bloody News Oh, fantastic — Google’s at it again, trying to shove even more “AI magic” down everyone’s throats. Apparently, the almighty overlords in Mountain View...

Spotify tests more personalized, AI-powered ‘Prompted Playlists’

Spotify’s AI Now Wants to Be Your Overly Attached Music Buddy Oh, fantastic. Because apparently, what the world really needed was yet another goddamn AI trying to be your best friend. Spotify’s at it again, this time...

Security

Fortinet, Ivanti, and SAP Issue Urgent Patches for Authentication and Code Execution Flaws

Fortinet, Ivanti, and SAP – The Usual Clown Parade of Security Screw-ups Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another batch of companies dropping their digital trousers and letting the world peek at their festering...