Month: December 2025

Clop ransomware targets Gladinet CentreStack in data theft attacks

Clop Ransomware is at it Again – Because Apparently Burning Down the Internet is Their Hobby Oh bloody hell, here we go again. The digital parasites from the Clop ransomware circus have crawled out of whatever festering hole...

University of Sydney suffers data breach exposing student and staff info

University of Sydney Gets Hacked – Because Apparently Nobody There Knows What a Firewall Is Right, strap in, because this one’s a real clusterfuck. The University of Sydney – yes, the one that’s supposed to be full of...

Weeks after raising $100M, investors pump another $180M into hot Indian startup MoEngage

Investors Throw Yet More Bloody Money at MoEngage Because Apparently “Why the Hell Not?” Well, strap in, because the investment circus just rolled back into town — and this time, the clowns are juggling $180 million like...

Apple Engineers Are Inspecting Bacon Packaging to Help Level Up US Manufacturers

Apple’s New “Let’s Fix American Manufacturing” Circus – or How to Wrap Bacon with AI Guilt So, Apple—yes, the bloody iPhone overlords who charge a kidney per gadget—have apparently decided they’re saviors of...

People Are Paying to Get Their Chatbots High on ‘Drugs’

People Are Actually Paying to Get Their Chatbots High — What the Actual Hell? So apparently, humanity’s collective brain cell took the day off again, because some absolute geniuses out there are now *paying* for their...

Amazon reportedly in talks to invest $10B in OpenAI as circular deals stay popular

Amazon Throws Another $10B Into the Money-Pit Circus of AI Bullshit Oh bloody fantastic — apparently Amazon’s now sniffing around OpenAI’s gold-plated trough with a *$10 billion* wad of cash, because clearly burning money...

Skana Robotics helps fleets of underwater robots communicate with each other

Underwater Robots Finally Figure Out How to Bloody Talk to Each Other So apparently, Skana Robotics decided that the deep blue sea wasn’t confusing enough and came up with a way for underwater robots to yammer at each other....

Google’s vibe-coding tool Opal comes to Gemini

Google’s Damn “Vibe-Coding” Nonsense Crashes the Gemini Party So apparently, Google’s decided that just making normal coding tools wasn’t *flashy* enough, so they’ve unleashed some fancy-ass “vibe-coding” thing...

Mozilla’s new CEO says AI is coming to Firefox, but will remain a choice

Mozilla’s New Boss Promises AI in Firefox (But Chill, You Can Still Turn the Bloody Thing Off) So, Mozilla’s shiny new CEO has opened their big mouth to declare that, yes, the Firefox browser is finally jumping on the AI...

Google launches Gemini 3 Flash, makes it the default model in the Gemini app

Google’s New Gemini 3 Flash: Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody AI So, those geniuses at Google have decided to grace us mere mortals with yet another flavor of their shiny brain-in-a-box — Gemini 3 Flash. Because...