Month: December 2025

OpenAI Hires Slack CEO as New Chief Revenue Officer

OpenAI Snags Slack’s Boss – Because Apparently There Weren’t Enough Buzzwords Already So, strap in for this circus: Denise Dresser, the freshly minted CEO of Slack — you know, that glorified chatroom that everyone’s...

Amazon’s Ring rolls out controversial, AI-powered facial-recognition feature to video doorbells

Amazon’s Ring Decides to Play Big Brother – Now with Extra Creepy AI! Oh bloody brilliant. Amazon’s Ring – because spying on your neighbors wasn’t creepy enough – has decided to jam some so-called “AI-powered facial...

Slack CEO Denise Dresser to join OpenAI as chief revenue officer

Slack’s Boss Jumps Ship to OpenAI – Because Apparently We Needed More Corporate Shenanigans Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of “oh look, someone’s changing jobs again.” Denise bloody Dresser, the big cheese over at...

Three in 10 US teens use AI chatbots every day, but safety concerns are growing

Three in Ten Teens Are Chatting with Bots Every Damn Day – And Everyone’s Freaking Out So apparently, according to this delightful nugget of tech panic journalism, about three in ten U.S. teens are talking to AI chatbots...

Rivian is building its own AI assistant

Rivian's Shiny New AI Hype-Machine… Because Apparently Everyone Needs One Now Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Yet another car company—Rivian this time—decides it needs to shove a goddamn AI assistant into its vehicles,...

Why Cursor’s CEO believes OpenAI, Anthropic competition won’t crush his startup

The CEO of Cursor Thinks He Can Survive the AI Titans — Bloody Hell, Good Luck with That Alright, strap in, because apparently some over-caffeinated tech founder has decided to play chicken with the bloody AI juggernauts —...

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ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, December 9th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9730, (Tue, Dec 9th)

ISC Stormcast, December 9th, 2025 – Yet Another Day in Cyber Hell Right, so today’s ISC Stormcast is all about the usual cyber dumpster fire that is the modern internet, and boy, is it a flaming pile of crap. There’s some...

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Researchers Find Malicious VS Code, Go, npm, and Rust Packages Stealing Developer Data

Developers Pwned Again: Malicious Packages Strike VS Code, Go, npm, and Rust Oh, bloody brilliant. Yet another week, another batch of "trusted" developer tools serving up malware like it’s free coffee in the break room....

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STAC6565 Targets Canada in 80% of Attacks as Gold Blade Deploys QWCrypt Ransomware

STAC6565 Targets Canada – Because Apparently, Hackers Hate Maple Syrup Now Right, strap in, because this load of cyber chaos is a real steaming shitpile. Some sneaky bastards called STAC6565 have been going all-in on Canada —...

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New in Snort3: Enhanced rule grouping for greater flexibility and control

Snort 3 Gets Fancy New Rule Grouping — Because Apparently, We Needed More Bloody Options So, apparently, the geniuses over at Cisco Talos decided Snort 3 needed a fresh dose of “look how flexible we are now” bullshit....