Month: December 2025

University of Phoenix Gets Digitally Mugged Because Oracle Had a Brain Fart Well, what a bloody surprise — another day, another company’s data getting pantsed on the internet. This time it’s the University of frickin'...

The Bloody Aisuru Botnet Just Set the Internet on Fire… Again Well, well, well. It seems some bright bastards decided "Hey, let’s smash the world’s internet pipes again"—and boy, did they. The so-called Aisuru botnet...

DragonForce Ransomware: Yet Another Cyber Dumpster Fire So apparently, the cybercrime circus has a new act called DragonForce Ransomware — an absolute clusterfuck cooked up by some of the same digital delinquents from that...

Microsoft Patches Another Flaming Windows Zero-Day Screw-Up Oh look, it's **Microsoft** again, bravely holding its beer while setting another dumpster fire out with a teaspoon. This time, some bright spark found a zero-day...

Google Expands Scam Protection – Because People Still Keep Falling For the Same Bloody Tricks So apparently, Google’s decided to do something *useful* for once instead of setting fire to their messaging apps yet again. Their...

Russia Throws a Tantrum and Blocks Roblox Over “LGBT Propaganda” — Because Apparently Imagination is Too Dangerous Well, here we bloody go again. Russia’s IT overlords decided it was perfectly rational to block Roblox —...

Freedom Mobile Screws Up—Customer Data Gets a Free Trip Down the Drain Well, here we bloody go again. Freedom Mobile, the Canadian telco that *promised* to keep your data safe, has apparently developed a new hobby—leaking...

Leroy Merlin Screws Itself in the Great Data Breach DIY Disaster Well, here we bloody go again. The French DIY retail beast, Leroy Merlin, apparently decided to test its own handiwork by drilling a massive hole in its own damn...

Microsoft Foundry on Windows Server – Because Clearly, We Needed *Another* Damn Platform So apparently, the brain wizards at Microsoft decided we didn’t already have enough server crap to manage, so they cooked up this...

Windows Admin Center Gets Virtualization Mode – Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Damn Modes Already So, Microsoft—bless their caffeine-fueled little hearts—decided that managing Windows Servers wasn’t *quite*...