Month: December 2025

Apple’s New AI Overlord: Because Apparently They Needed Another Ex-Googler to Save Their Shiny-Ass Fruit Company So here we are again, folks. Apple’s bloody AI department just went through another seismic “leadership...

When Uncle Sam Buys a Chunk of Your Shiny Chip Startup Alright, so here’s the bloody gist of it. There’s this chip startup called xLight that’s been strutting around talking about how it’s reinventing photonics or some...

Some French AI Startup Just Got $70 Million to Talk Fancy Well, apparently the money gods have decided to rain down cash on yet another shiny AI startup. This time it’s some Paris-based mob called Gradium, who’ve somehow...

Mistral Tells the Big AI Boys to Shove It With Their Fancy Pants Models Right, so apparently the bunch of brainiacs over at Mistral just decided to stroll into the AI playground and smack the big names like OpenAI and Anthropic...

AWS CEO Matt Garman Wants to Reassert Amazon’s Cloud Dominance in the AI Era – Or, How to Shove AI Down Everyone’s Throat Again So here we go again. Amazon’s new cloud overlord, Matt bloody Garman, reckons he’s going to...

Amazon’s Shiny New AI Toys: Because Apparently We Needed More Buzzword Bullshit So, Amazon’s gone and dropped their latest *“frontier AI models”*—called **Nova**, because apparently they ran out of pretentious...

Amazon Drops a Fancy-Ass AI Chip and Pretends They're Besties with Nvidia Oh great, Amazon’s decided to show off again — they’ve rolled out some shiny new AI chip that’s supposed to make everyone piss themselves with...

AWS Is At It Again — More Damn AI Wizardry So guess what those caffeine-fueled maniacs at AWS did this time? Yep, they’ve decided the world doesn’t have enough AI tools, so they’ve rolled out a shiny batch of new crap for...

Simular’s AI Agent Wants to Run Your Damn Computer for You Oh great, another bloody “AI assistant” that wants to take over your life. This time it’s from some startup called Simular that’s apparently decided you’re...

AWS re:Invent 2025: Because Apparently We Can’t Have a Week Without Bezos’ Cloud Having a Bloody Parade So, AWS is at it again — another blasted re:Invent conference where the faithful gather to bow before the almighty EC2...