Month: December 2025

Fake ‘One Battle After Another’ torrent hides malware in subtitles

Fake Torrents Now Come with a Side of Malware-Flavored Subtitles – Because Of Course They Bloody Do Right, gather round, you bunch of digital muppets. Apparently, some clever **** decided that stuffing malware into fake...

Coupang data breach traced to ex-employee who retained system access

Coupang’s Data Breach: Because Apparently "Ex-Employee" Doesn’t Mean "No Access" So here’s a shining gem of corporate idiocy for your day — Coupang, the South Korean e-commerce giant, managed to get some of its precious...

Google’s answer to the AI arms race — promote the guy behind its data center tech

Google’s Grandmaster Plan: Promote the Server Whisperer Oh, for fuck’s sake, Google’s done it again. In their desperate scramble to stay relevant in the AI dick-measuring contest, they’ve decided the masterstroke move is...

Baby delivered in Waymo continues proud tradition of not making it to the hospital

Another Day, Another Tech Miracle: Baby Delivered in a Bloody Waymo So apparently, some poor sods in Phoenix ended up delivering a baby *inside* a goddamn Waymo self-driving car because, surprise surprise, life doesn’t wait for...

Harness hits $5.5B valuation with $240M raise to automate AI’s ‘after-code’ gap

Harness Bags $240 Million Because Apparently Nobody Knows How to Finish a Bloody AI Project So, Harness – yeah, those clever bastards who automate the “DevOps lifecycle” (translation: the stuff developers and AI engineers...

Port raises $100M at $800M valuation to take on Spotify’s Backstage

Port Raises A Pile Of Cash To Take On Spotify’s Backstage — Or, How To Burn $100M Trying To Reinvent the Damn Wheel So apparently Port — yeah, that “developer portal platform” company that’s been lurking around like...

Interest in Spoor’s bird-monitoring AI software is soaring

Spoor’s Fancy Bird-Watching AI Is Making Everyone Lose Their Damn Minds Well, apparently the tech world’s latest shiny toy is Spoor’s bird-monitoring AI — because there’s nothing humans love more than teaching computers...

Opera wants you to pay $20 a month to use its AI-powered browser Neon

Opera Wants Twenty Bloody Bucks a Month for Its AI Browser — What the Actual F***? So, apparently Opera’s decided it hasn’t milked the Internet hard enough and now wants you to cough up twenty goddamn dollars a month for...

TIME names ‘Architects of AI’ its Person of the Year

TIME Names ‘Architects of AI’ Its Person of the Year — Because Apparently the Robots Won Ah, bloody wonderful. TIME decided that instead of picking an actual human for their oh-so-prestigious Person of the Year, they’d...

Disney signs deal with OpenAI to allow Sora to generate AI videos featuring its characters

Disney and OpenAI: The Mouse Meets the Machine Oh, for fuck’s sake. Disney just can’t keep its gloved hands off anything that even smells like money, can it? The House of Mouse has apparently inked a shiny new deal with...