Month: December 2025

New in Snort3: Enhanced rule grouping for greater flexibility and control

Snort 3 Gets Fancy New Rule Grouping — Because Apparently, We Needed More Bloody Options So, apparently, the geniuses over at Cisco Talos decided Snort 3 needed a fresh dose of “look how flexible we are now” bullshit....

Security

New BYOVD loader behind DeadLock ransomware attack

DeadLock Ransomware: The BYOVD Clusterfuck Nobody Asked For Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any more of a clown fiesta, along comes some absolute genius bunch of cyber-muppets running a...

Security

Google Adds Layered Defenses to Chrome to Block Indirect Prompt Injection Threats

Google Adds More Chrome Defenses – Because The Internet’s Still Full of Idiots So apparently, Google’s decided to slap *another* layer of “defenses” onto Chrome to stop those sneaky little bastards known as indirect...

Security

How to Streamline Zero Trust Using the Shared Signals Framework

How to Streamline Zero Trust Using the Shared Signals Framework — or, How to Herd Cats with Acronyms Right, so apparently the cybersecurity world’s collective pants are still on fire, and Zero Trust is the latest bucket of...

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Gemini Enterprise No-Click Flaw Exposes Sensitive Data

Gemini Enterprise Takes a Massive Security Dump — and Everyone’s Covered in It So here we bloody go again. Yet another *enterprise-grade*—and I use that term in the loosest, most sarcastic way possible—software platform...

Security

Storm-0249 Escalates Ransomware Attacks with ClickFix, Fileless PowerShell, and DLL Sideloading

Storm-0249: The Digital Dumpster Fire That Just Got Worse Well, grab your helmets and hide your bloody backups, because the cyber-shitstorm known as Storm-0249 is back at it again, now tossing ransomware around like confetti at a...

Security

Four Threat Clusters Using CastleLoader as GrayBravo Expands Its Malware Service Infrastructure

CastleLoader: Yet Another Festering Malware Circus of Digital Crap Well, hold onto your bloody network cables, because apparently 2025 wasn’t shitty enough. Some cyber cretins have decided to dust off a new toy called...

Security

Analysts Warn of Cybersecurity Risks in Humanoid Robots

Humanoid Robots: The Next Cyber Cluster**** Waiting to Happen Oh great, just what humanity needed—walking, talking, face-recognizing buckets of silicon and stupidity that can be hacked faster than a coffee-fueled script kiddie...

Security

North Korea-linked Actors Exploit React2Shell to Deploy New EtherRAT Malware

North Korean Hackers Up to Their Usual Crap Again — Now With React2Shell and EtherRAT Well, hold on to your bloody firewalls, because the delightful bunch of hellspawn from North Korea are at it again — only this time...

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Packer-as-a-Service Shanya Hides Ransomware, Kills EDR

Packer-as-a-Service Shanya: Another Glorious Dumpster Fire for Cybersecurity Oh great, just what the world needed — yet another half-baked “as-a-service” nightmare. This time, it’s some charming little bastard called...