Month: December 2025

University of Pennsylvania Gets Shafted by Oracle EBS Hack — Surprise, Your Data’s Gone! Well, isn't that just fucking peachy? The University of Pennsylvania — yes, that big fancy “look how prestigious we are” school...

Microsoft Strikes Again – Now File Explorer Flashes Like a Disco Ball Right, so those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. They shoved out update KB5070311 for Windows 11, probably thinking they’re making our...

Fake Calendly Invites Are the New "Click-Here-to-Get-F**ked" Well, well, well... another bloody day on the internet, and the hackers have once again found a way to make everyone’s life a digital cesspool. Some absolute bastards...

Google Fixes Two Bloody Android Zero-Days — Again! Well, here we go again. Google’s Android team has had to scramble around like headless chickens to plug not one, but *two* new zero-day holes being actively exploited in the...

North Korea’s Latest Scam: “Rent-an-Engineer” – Because Of Course They Bloody Did Right, grab a coffee and brace for stupidity at a national scale. North Korea’s cyber goons are apparently bored of the usual hacking and...

Cybercrime Goes Full SaaS — Because Why The Hell Not Well, isn’t this just bloody fantastic. The cybercriminal morons have decided it’s too hard to actually hack things themselves — so now they’ve fired up their own...

New Outlook and the Excel Attachment Shitshow Ah, Microsoft, that lovable dumpster fire that keeps on giving. So apparently, the shiny new Outlook for Windows—you know, the one they keep pushing like it’s the second coming of...

Agent Workspace in Windows 11 — or Yet Another Bloody Microsoft “Improvement” Right, so Microsoft’s gone and done it again – they’ve cobbled together some new half-baked feature called Agent Workspace. Apparently,...

Microsoft Defender Portal Faceplants, Security Teams Left Twiddling Their Thumbs Well, congratulations, Microsoft, you’ve done it again. The mighty Defender portal — you know, the *one* tool meant to keep security nerds and...

Shai Hulud 2.0 – Because Apparently We Haven’t Been Screwed Enough by Supply Chain Crap Well, well, well… guess what the tech gods have vomited up this week? Another npm malware shitstorm, this time called Shai Hulud 2.0...