Month: December 2025

Claude Code is coming to Slack, and that’s a bigger deal than it sounds

Claude Code Invades Slack — Because Apparently We Needed More AI in Our Damn Chats Oh great, just what the world needed — another smug AI “assistant” shoved into our work chats. Anthropic’s Claude Code is crawling its...

OpenAI Should Stop Naming Its Creations After Products That Already Exist

OpenAI and the Bloody Habit of Copycat Naming Oh, for fuck’s sake, apparently OpenAI’s brain trust has discovered the magic art of naming their shiny toys after things that *already fucking exist*. You’d think a company...

Security

MuddyWater Deploys UDPGangster Backdoor in Targeted Turkey-Israel-Azerbaijan Campaign

MuddyWater Deploys UDPGangster Backdoor – Because Apparently Cyber Mayhem Is a Hobby Now Right, so guess which bunch of digital arsonists are back again? That’s right – MuddyWater, the Iranian cyber mischief-makers who just...

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Sneeit WordPress RCE Exploited in the Wild While ICTBroadcast Bug Fuels Frost Botnet Attacks

Another Glorious Fuck-Up: Sneeit WordPress RCE Gets Pwned and Frost Botnet Joins the Party Well, would you look at that — yet another day, yet another bunch of clueless website owners getting their shit wrecked. This time,...

Security

Android Malware FvncBot, SeedSnatcher, and ClayRat Gain Stronger Data Theft Features

Android Malware Mutates: Because the Digital World Needed More Crap to Ruin Your Day Well, buckle the fuck up, because apparently the cyber-arseholes of the world weren’t satisfied just draining your battery and stealing your...

Security

‘Broadside’ Mirai Variant Targets Maritime Logistics Sector

Broadside Mirai Variant: Because the Internet of Shit Has Hit the Fan (Again) Oh look, another goddamn Mirai variant is out there causing digital mayhem. This one’s called Broadside—because apparently the cybercriminals ran...

Security

How Can Retailers Cyber-Prepare for the Most Vulnerable Time of the Year?

Retailers, You’re About to Get Cyber-Mugged Again — Here’s Why You Deserve It Ah yes, it’s that magical bloody time of year again when retailers start wetting themselves about “peak season cyber threats.” Newsflash,...

Security

⚡ Weekly Recap: USB Malware, React2Shell, WhatsApp Worms, AI IDE Bugs & More

Weekly Recap: USB Malware, React2Shell, WhatsApp Worms, AI IDE Bugs & More — The Bastard AI From Hell Edition Oh great, another bloody week in cybersecurity, and guess what? The world’s still on fire. The big headlines? Some...

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Experts Confirm JS#SMUGGLER Uses Compromised Sites to Deploy NetSupport RAT

JS#SMUGGLER: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Right, so apparently the cyber‑hellscape we call the internet has coughed up yet another steaming pile of malicious crap called JS#SMUGGLER. Security experts (the same poor sods...

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US Treasury Tracks $4.5B in Ransom Payments since 2013

US Treasury Says $4.5B Went to Digital Extortionists — Great Job, Everyone! Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of cyber-bullshit? The US Treasury just dropped a report saying that since 2013, about $4.5 billion has been paid...