Month: December 2025

GlassWorm Returns with 24 Malicious Extensions Impersonating Popular Developer Tools

GlassWorm Is Back, and It's Still a Massive Pain in the Ass Well, guess who's crawled out of whatever festering digital cesspit it came from? That’s right — GlassWorm is back, spreading its slimy tentacles across the internet...

Security

Researchers Capture Lazarus APT’s Remote-Worker Scheme Live on Camera

Lazarus APT’s Shady Remote Work Stunt – What a Bloody Circus So apparently, some genius cyber-spooks from the notorious Lazarus Group – yes, those delightful North Korean digital pickpockets – decided to go all...

Security

India Orders Messaging Apps to Work Only With Active SIM Cards to Prevent Fraud and Misuse

India’s Latest Brainwave: Messaging Apps Must Now Play SIM Card Police Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we bloody go again. The Indian government’s decided that the best way to stop fraud and “misuse” on messaging apps is to...

Security

Researchers Use Poetry to Jailbreak AI Models

When AI Models Get Sweet-Talked by Bloody Poetry So apparently, some crafty bastards over at Johns Hopkins and Duke thought, “Hey, what if we take all that flowery poetic bullshit and use it to *manipulate* AI models?” And...

Windows 11 KB5070311 update fixes File Explorer freezes, search issues

Windows 11 Update Finally Stops File Explorer from Throwing a Fit Well, holy flaming dumpster fire, Microsoft actually managed to unfuck something for once. The shiny new patch, dubbed KB5070311, rolled out for Windows 11, and...

University of Pennsylvania confirms new data breach after Oracle hack

University of Pennsylvania Gets Shafted by Oracle EBS Hack — Surprise, Your Data’s Gone! Well, isn't that just fucking peachy? The University of Pennsylvania — yes, that big fancy “look how prestigious we are” school...

Microsoft: KB5070311 triggers File Explorer white flash in dark mode

Microsoft Strikes Again – Now File Explorer Flashes Like a Disco Ball Right, so those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. They shoved out update KB5070311 for Windows 11, probably thinking they’re making our...

Fake Calendly invites spoof top brands to hijack ad manager accounts

Fake Calendly Invites Are the New "Click-Here-to-Get-F**ked" Well, well, well... another bloody day on the internet, and the hackers have once again found a way to make everyone’s life a digital cesspool. Some absolute bastards...

Google fixes two Android zero days exploited in attacks, 107 flaws

Google Fixes Two Bloody Android Zero-Days — Again! Well, here we go again. Google’s Android team has had to scramble around like headless chickens to plug not one, but *two* new zero-day holes being actively exploited in the...

North Korea lures engineers to rent identities in fake IT worker scheme

North Korea’s Latest Scam: “Rent-an-Engineer” – Because Of Course They Bloody Did Right, grab a coffee and brace for stupidity at a national scale. North Korea’s cyber goons are apparently bored of the usual hacking and...