Month: December 2025

OpenAI denies rolling out ads on ChatGPT paid plans

OpenAI Denies Ads in ChatGPT Paid Plans: Or, How to Piss Off the Internet Without Even Trying So apparently, the entire damn internet had a collective meltdown because someone thought OpenAI was secretly shoving ads into ChatGPT...

Security

Critical React2Shell Flaw Added to CISA KEV After Confirmed Active Exploitation

Critical React2Shell Flaw Added to CISA KEV — Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Oh, fantastic — another **critical security dumpster fire** has burst into flames, and this time it’s something called...

Security

Drones to Diplomas: How Russia’s Largest Private University is Linked to a $25M Essay Mill

Drones, Diplomas, and Dumbass Deception: Russia’s $25M Essay Factory of Fraud Right, so here we bloody go. Some genius at Russia’s biggest private university — Synergy University — decided education wasn’t sleazy...

Security

Researchers Uncover 30+ Flaws in AI Coding Tools Enabling Data Theft and RCE Attacks

Researchers Uncover 30+ Flaws in AI Coding Tools — And The Tech World Panics Like Headless Chickens Well, well, well… looks like the shiny AI coding tools everyone’s been drooling over are about as secure as a wet paper bag...

Security

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – The Middle East & Africa’s Largest Cybersecurity Event

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – A Cybersecurity Circus for the Ages Oh joy, another bloody cybersecurity conference designed to parade every self-proclaimed "expert" who’s ever touched a firewall configuration. GISEC GLOBAL 2026 is...

New wave of VPN login attempts targets Palo Alto GlobalProtect portals

Another Glorious Clusterfuck: Palo Alto GlobalProtect Portals Under Siege Oh joy, another digital dumpster fire. Seems like the cyber-scumbags of the internet have decided to have a go at Palo Alto’s GlobalProtect VPN portals....

React2Shell flaw exploited to breach 30 orgs, 77k IP addresses vulnerable

React2Shell: When Developers Forget to Do Basic Security 101 Well, here we bloody go again. Turns out some genius-level screw-up called React2Shell has gone and made life miserable for about 30 organisations, with a measly...

AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone

AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone – Or, How the Internet Turned Into a Dumpster of Stupid Well, isn’t this a glorious pile of digital horse shit? The article lays it out plain as day — Reddit, that once semi-decent...

Meta signs commercial AI data agreements with publishers to offer real-time news on Meta AI

Meta’s Latest Brainfart: Paying Publishers for “Real-Time News” in Meta AI So, the social media overlords at Meta have finally realized they can’t keep scraping the entire bloody internet for free without people noticing....

Here’s What You Should Know About Launching an AI Startup

AI Startups: Where Everyone Thinks They’re the Next Bloody Genius Right, so some poor sods in fashionable T-shirts have decided they’re going to “revolutionize” fashion and shopping with AI. Because obviously what the...