Month: December 2025

Cybercrime Goes Full SaaS — Because Why The Hell Not Well, isn’t this just bloody fantastic. The cybercriminal morons have decided it’s too hard to actually hack things themselves — so now they’ve fired up their own...

New Outlook and the Excel Attachment Shitshow Ah, Microsoft, that lovable dumpster fire that keeps on giving. So apparently, the shiny new Outlook for Windows—you know, the one they keep pushing like it’s the second coming of...

Agent Workspace in Windows 11 — or Yet Another Bloody Microsoft “Improvement” Right, so Microsoft’s gone and done it again – they’ve cobbled together some new half-baked feature called Agent Workspace. Apparently,...

Microsoft Defender Portal Faceplants, Security Teams Left Twiddling Their Thumbs Well, congratulations, Microsoft, you’ve done it again. The mighty Defender portal — you know, the *one* tool meant to keep security nerds and...

Shai Hulud 2.0 – Because Apparently We Haven’t Been Screwed Enough by Supply Chain Crap Well, well, well… guess what the tech gods have vomited up this week? Another npm malware shitstorm, this time called Shai Hulud 2.0...

ChatGPT Decides to Take a Nap — Chaos Ensues Well, apparently the mighty ChatGPT — that fancy AI everyone won’t shut the hell up about — decided to spontaneously take a worldwide coffee break. Users everywhere were losing...

FTC Smacks Illuminate Education for Hoarding Student Data Like Greedy Data Goblins Oh, look, another *fine fucking mess* brought to us by the brilliant minds at a so-called “education technology” company. The FTC decided to...