Month: December 2025

AI finds its way into Apple’s top apps of the year

AI Invades Apple’s Top Apps of the Year — Because Apparently, We Needed More Robots Running Our Lives So Apple just dropped their precious list of “Top Apps of the Year,” and surprise, surprise — every bloody thing on...

EU investigating Meta over policy change that bans rival AI chatbots from WhatsApp

EU Loses Its Shit Over Meta’s Latest Power Grab on WhatsApp So, guess what those corporate geniuses over at Meta have done this time? They’ve decided that WhatsApp — you know, that app everyone’s aunt uses to forward cat...

Anthropic signs $200M deal to bring its LLMs to Snowflake’s customers

Anthropic Throws $200 Million Worth of AI Wizardry at Snowflake – Because Apparently Money Grows on Data Clouds Right, so here’s the latest bit of corporate chest-thumping: Anthropic, those brainy bastards behind Claude,...

Meta reportedly plans to slash Metaverse budget by up to 30%

Meta Decides to Crap All Over Its Metaverse Dream — Again Oh bloody fantastic, the geniuses at Meta have finally figured out what the rest of us have known since they changed that stupid name — the Metaverse is a burning...

ByteDance and DeepSeek Are Placing Very Different AI Bets

DeepSeek and ByteDance: Two AI Behemoths Playing Fucking Opposite Games Alright, strap in, because two tech Goliaths—DeepSeek and ByteDance—are playing AI roulette and betting their billions in completely different ways....

Meta centralizes Facebook and Instagram support, tests AI support assistant

Meta Decides to Cram All Its Sh*t Support Into One Pile and Call It “Streamlining” So here we bloody go again. Meta — that lovable corporate hydra formerly known as Facebook — has apparently decided that running separate...

AMD CEO Lisa Su Says Concerns About an AI Bubble Are Overblown

AMD’s Lisa Su Talks AI, Chips, and Why Everyone’s Panicking for Nothing Right, so Lisa bloody Su, the big boss at AMD, sat down for one of those “serious tech leadership” interviews where everyone pretends not to be...

Jon M. Chu Says AI Couldn’t Have Made One of Wicked’s Best Moments

Jon M. Chu and His Magical Green Shitshow: A "Wicked" Tale of AI, Music, and Overachieving So apparently Jon M. Chu — yeah, that nice bloke who turned Crazy Rich Asians into a shiny box-office cannon — is now prancing down...

Anthropic CEO weighs in on AI bubble talk and risk-taking among competitors

Anthropic CEO Opens Mouth, Talks About the AI Bubble, and Everyone Pretends to Be Shocked So, apparently, the big brain over at Anthropic decided to weigh in on whether the AI industry is just one gigantic bubble of overhyped,...

Security

Nation-State Attack or Compromised Government? [Guest Diary], (Thu, Dec 4th)

Nation-State Shenanigans or Just Another Government F-up? Right, so apparently some poor bastard discovered suspicious network traffic blasting its way out of a government web server. Cue the dramatic music and wet-the-bed panic...