Month: December 2025

Predator spyware uses new infection vector for zero-click attacks

Predator Spyware Decides Clicking Is Too Much Effort — Goes Full Bastard Zero-Click Mode Right, so apparently the Predator spyware crew got bored of tricking dumbasses into tapping dodgy links and decided, "Screw it, let’s...

Samsung Screws Its Own Division – Because Profit, You Idiots!

Samsung Screws Its Own Division – Because Profit, You Idiots! So apparently, Samsung’s Mobile Experience division went crying to its big daddy chip division, begging for more DRAM chips to fatten up their Galaxy toys. And...

Want a Fortell Hearing Aid? Well, Who Do You Know?

Fortell’s Fancy-Ass AI Ears and the Joy of Tech Elitism So, some bright sparks have cooked up a new “AI-powered” hearing aid that apparently lets the half-deaf hear like gods. It’s called Fortell, and—surprise,...

Google Photos’ 2025 Recap turns to Gemini to find your highlights

Google Photos 2025 Recap — Now With More AI Magic (and Probably Your Embarrassing Selfies) Well, well, well, the geniuses at Google decided that your yearly photo dump wasn’t creepy enough, so they’ve unleashed their shiny...

Another bid to block state AI regulation has failed… for now

Another Goddamn Power Struggle in AI Land Well, well, well. Yet *another* group of corporate crybabies tried to stop states from regulating AI—and surprise, the whole damn stunt fell flat on its face. Apparently, Big Tech...

AWS doubles down on custom LLMs with features meant to simplify model creation

AWS’s New LLM Fancy-Pants Toybox: Because Apparently Simplicity Needs 400 Extra Layers of Complication So those clever bastards at AWS have decided they haven’t yet milked the AI cow dry, so now they’re “doubling down”...

Anthropic hires lawyers as it preps for IPO

Anthropic’s IPO Prep: Because Every AI Company Wants to Play in the Big Boys’ Casino So, apparently Anthropic — you know, that shiny AI outfit run by a bunch of ex-OpenAI folks who think they can align intelligence with...

An AI Dark Horse Is Rewriting the Rules of Game Design

An AI Dark Horse Is Rewriting the Rules of Game Design (and Making Everyone Panic) Right, so here’s the bloody gist of it — Tencent, that gigantic tech monstrosity from China with more money than sense, has apparently decided...

VCs deploy ‘kingmaking’ strategy to crown AI winners in their infancy

VCs Playing God Again – The Great AI Kingmaking Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. The venture capital clowns are at it again, tossing mountains of cash into the AI pit like it's the goddamn Coliseum, hoping their chosen algorithmic...

WordPress’s vibe-coding experiment, Telex, has already been put to real-world use

WordPress’s New Toy ‘Telex’ — Because Apparently “Normal Coding” Wasn’t Hip Enough So, WordPress — the same bloody company that powers half the damn web — decided they weren’t content with letting you just...