Month: December 2025

Russia blocks Roblox over distribution of LGBT “propaganda”

Russia Throws a Tantrum and Blocks Roblox Over “LGBT Propaganda” — Because Apparently Imagination is Too Dangerous Well, here we bloody go again. Russia’s IT overlords decided it was perfectly rational to block Roblox —...

Freedom Mobile discloses data breach exposing customer data

Freedom Mobile Screws Up—Customer Data Gets a Free Trip Down the Drain Well, here we bloody go again. Freedom Mobile, the Canadian telco that *promised* to keep your data safe, has apparently developed a new hobby—leaking...

French DIY retail giant Leroy Merlin discloses a data breach

Leroy Merlin Screws Itself in the Great Data Breach DIY Disaster Well, here we bloody go again. The French DIY retail beast, Leroy Merlin, apparently decided to test its own handiwork by drilling a massive hole in its own damn...

Microsoft Foundry on Windows Server – Because Clearly, We Needed Another Damn Platform

Microsoft Foundry on Windows Server – Because Clearly, We Needed *Another* Damn Platform So apparently, the brain wizards at Microsoft decided we didn’t already have enough server crap to manage, so they cooked up this...

Windows Admin Center Gets Virtualization Mode – Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Damn Modes Already

Windows Admin Center Gets Virtualization Mode – Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Damn Modes Already So, Microsoft—bless their caffeine-fueled little hearts—decided that managing Windows Servers wasn’t *quite*...

Apple just named a new AI chief with Google and Microsoft expertise, as John Giannandrea steps down

Apple’s New AI Overlord: Because Apparently They Needed Another Ex-Googler to Save Their Shiny-Ass Fruit Company So here we are again, folks. Apple’s bloody AI department just went through another seismic “leadership...

What does it mean when Uncle Sam is one of your biggest shareholders? Chip startup xLight is about to find out

When Uncle Sam Buys a Chunk of Your Shiny Chip Startup Alright, so here’s the bloody gist of it. There’s this chip startup called xLight that’s been strutting around talking about how it’s reinventing photonics or some...

Paris-based AI voice startup Gradium nabs $70M seed

Some French AI Startup Just Got $70 Million to Talk Fancy Well, apparently the money gods have decided to rain down cash on yet another shiny AI startup. This time it’s some Paris-based mob called Gradium, who’ve somehow...

Mistral closes in on Big AI rivals with new open-weight frontier and small models

Mistral Tells the Big AI Boys to Shove It With Their Fancy Pants Models Right, so apparently the bunch of brainiacs over at Mistral just decided to stroll into the AI playground and smack the big names like OpenAI and Anthropic...

AWS CEO Matt Garman Wants to Reassert Amazon’s Cloud Dominance in the AI Era

AWS CEO Matt Garman Wants to Reassert Amazon’s Cloud Dominance in the AI Era – Or, How to Shove AI Down Everyone’s Throat Again So here we go again. Amazon’s new cloud overlord, Matt bloody Garman, reckons he’s going to...