Month: December 2025

Critical LangChain Core Vulnerability Exposes Secrets via Serialization Injection

LangChain Core Just Faceplanted — And Took Everyone’s Secrets With It Well, well, well… another bloody day, another “critical vulnerability” in some overhyped AI toy. This time the poor sod in the spotlight is LangChain...

Security

Dark Reading Opens The State of Application Security Survey

Dark Reading Opens The State of Application Security Survey – Or, Yet Another Bloody Survey About How Everyone’s Still Screwing Up AppSec So, Dark Reading just fired up their latest "State of Application Security" survey,...

Security

As More Coders Adopt AI Agents, Security Pitfalls Lurk in 2026

Coders Are Letting AI Write Their Crap Code – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Because what the world really needed in 2026 was a bunch of caffeine-deprived developers outsourcing their last functioning brain cell...

Security

China-Linked Evasive Panda Ran DNS Poisoning Campaign to Deliver MgBot Malware

Evasive Panda’s DNS Sh*tshow: Because Apparently Cyber Espionage Needs More F*cking Pandas So apparently, the sneaky little bastards known as Evasive Panda—yeah, another “advanced persistent threat” group with a name that...

Security

Mentorship and Diversity: Shaping the Next Generation of Cyber Experts

Mentorship and Diversity: Because Apparently We Need to Be Nice to People Now Right, so this bloody article bangs on about how the cybersecurity world isn’t just about nerds in dark rooms pounding keyboards anymore. No, now...

Security

Trust Wallet Chrome Extension Breach Caused $7 Million Crypto Loss via Malicious Code

Trust Wallet Chrome Extension Goes Full Dumpster Fire — Loses $7 Million in Crypto Well, guess what, another bloody "secure" crypto wallet has decided to shit the bed. This time it’s Trust Wallet — yeah, the one that’s...

Trust Wallet confirms extension hack led to $7 million crypto theft

Trust Wallet’s $7 Million Facepalm: When Browser Extensions Go Full Dumpster Fire Oh, bloody hell, here we go again — another goddamn crypto catastrophe that makes your average dumpster blaze look like a cozy campfire. So,...

Azure Developer CLI (azd) December release: Extension framework enhancements, interactive mode support, and deployment improvements

Azure Developer CLI Update – The “We Finally Fixed Some Crap” Edition So, the folks at Microsoft dropped another supposedly shiny update to the Azure Developer CLI (azd) in December, and holy hell, it’s about time. This...

Fake GrubHub emails promise tenfold return on sent cryptocurrency

Fake Grubhub Crypto Scam – Because Apparently, People Still Fall for This Crap Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yet another bunch of cyber-scamming tossers have crawled out of their digital sewer, this time pretending to be Grubhub....

Security

CISA Flags Actively Exploited Digiever NVR Vulnerability Allowing Remote Code Execution

CISA Flags Actively Exploited Digiever NVR Clusterf*** Vulnerability Oh, for f***’s sake — here we go again. The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) just dropped a steaming pile of bad news, yelling...