Month: December 2025

Hackers exploit newly patched Fortinet auth bypass flaws

Hackers Are Wrecking Fortinet Boxes (Again) – Because Patch or Die Apparently Well, surprise, surprise — the cyber-shitshow continues. Fortinet just patched some authentication bypass flaws, and guess what the hell happened...

Texas sues TV makers for taking screenshots of what people watch

Texas Tells TV Makers to Go to Hell for Spying on Users Well, it finally bloody happened. The great state of Texas has lost its collective patience and decided to sue a bunch of so-called “smart” TV makers — that’s...

Amazon disrupts Russian GRU hackers attacking edge network devices

Amazon Kicks GRU Hackers Right in the Cyber-Nuts Well, hold on to your bloody firewalls, because Amazon — yes, the same people who can’t deliver a package on time to save their arse — just pulled a digital exorcism on a...

This Startup Wants to Build Self-Driving Car Software—Super Fast

HyprLabs: The Startup That Thinks It Can Outrace the Goddamn Universe So apparently some caffeine-fueled tech maniacs decided they could "revolutionize" self-driving cars by building robot brains faster than you can say "oh shit,...

Mirelo raises $41M from Index and a16z to solve AI video’s silent problem

Mirelo Raises $41 Million to Make AI Videos Stop Sounding Like a Mime Convention Right, so here we bloody go again — another shiny new AI startup waving around a fat check like a toddler with daddy’s credit card. This time...

Nvidia Becomes a Major Model Maker With Nemotron 3

Nvidia’s Nemotron 3: Because Apparently Owning All the GPUs Wasn’t Enough So get this — Nvidia, the silicon overlord already hoarding every damn GPU on the planet, decided that wasn’t enough power. Nope, now they’ve...

Nvidia reportedly weighs ramping up H200 production to meet surging demand in China

Nvidia Loses Its Mind Over China’s AI Chip Frenzy Oh, look, Nvidia’s at it again — swimming in a pool of cash while pretending they’re just barely hanging on to meet “unprecedented demand.” The latest brain-melting...

First Voyage raises $2.5M for its AI companion that helps you build habits

First Voyage Raises $2.5M to Teach You How to Adult (With a Bloody AI). Fabulous. So apparently some bright-eyed startup called First Voyage just hoodwinked investors into dropping $2.5 million so it can build an AI...

Merriam-Webster names ‘slop’ the word of the year

Merriam-Webster Names “Slop” the Word of the Bloody Year Oh, fantastic. Out of all the jargon and buzzwords swirling around like digital vomit, Merriam-Webster decided that “slop” — yes, slop — is the word of the...

Lightspeed raises record $9B in fresh capital

Lightspeed Bags $9 Billion – Because Apparently the Universe Rewards the Already Filthy Rich So, those smug bastards over at Lightspeed just raised a casual $9 billion in fresh capital. Yeah, nine. Freaking. Billion. Because...