Month: December 2025

Microsoft Security Copilot Dynamic Threat Detection Agent: AI-powered security analysis for Microsoft Defender

Microsoft’s New Security Copilot: Yet Another Bloody "AI Savior" for Cybersecurity Oh, wonderful. Microsoft’s at it again, shoving more “AI magic” into security and acting like it’s the second coming of sliced silicon....

FBI seizes domain storing bank credentials stolen from U.S. victims

FBI Finally Wakes the Hell Up and Nukes Domain Full of Stolen Bank Crap So, the geniuses at the FBI finally got off their collective asses and took down a domain that was basically hoarding stolen U.S. banking credentials like a...

MongoDB warns admins to patch severe RCE flaw immediately

MongoDB Screws Up Again – Patch the Bloody RCE Flaw or Prepare for a Firestorm Well, strap in kids, ‘cause MongoDB’s done it again. Those lovable muppets managed to cough up a nasty-as-hell remote code execution (RCE)...

Lemon Slice nabs $10.5M from YC and Matrix to build out its digital avatar tech

Lemon Slice Scores $10.5M to Build Digital Doppelgängers — Because Apparently We Need Even More Ways to Pretend We're Busy Right, so this startup called Lemon Slice just convinced a pile of investors — including YC and...

Amazon’s AI assistant Alexa+ now works with Angi, Expedia, Square, and Yelp

Alexa Decides It Needs More Crap to Do — Now Buddies Up with Angi, Expedia, Square, and Yelp Oh, brilliant. Just what the world needed — Amazon’s chatty little microphone-on-a-stick, Alexa, has decided she’s not annoying...

Marissa Mayer’s new startup Dazzle raises $8M led by Forerunner’s Kirsten Green

Marissa Mayer’s New Startup “Dazzle” Raises $8M — and I’m Already Tired of It Right, so Marissa bloody Mayer is back again — because apparently running Yahoo into the ground wasn’t enough of a full-time occupation....

John Carreyrou and other authors bring new lawsuit against six major AI companies

More Legal Crap: John Carreyrou and His Author Pals Go Nuclear on Six AI Giants Well, would you look at that — John bloody Carreyrou, the same guy who ripped Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos a new one, has teamed up with a pack of...

Security

FCC Bans Foreign-Made Drones and Key Parts Over U.S. National Security Risks

FCC Bans Foreign-Made Drones — Because Apparently Skynet Has a Passport Now So the bloody **FCC** has finally lost its collective marbles and decided to ban Chinese-made drones and a bunch of electronic parts — because, of...

Security

Critical n8n Flaw (CVSS 9.9) Enables Arbitrary Code Execution Across Thousands of Instances

Critical n8n Flaw (CVSS 9.9): Another Glorious Clusterfuck in Automation Land Well, what a goddamn surprise — another so-called “automation platform” faceplants into a steaming pile of its own incompetence. This week’s...

Security

U.S. DoJ Seizes Fraud Domain Behind $14.6 Million Bank Account Takeover Scheme

U.S. DoJ Finally Brings Down Yet Another Scammer Circus So, apparently the U.S. Department of Justice decided to wake the hell up and *finally* yank down some piss-poor fraudulent domain that’s been siphoning off $14.6 million...