Month: January 2026

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026: Yet Another Cybersecurity Circus Coming to Town Oh look, the goddamn RSA Conference 2026 is gearing up again — because apparently we haven’t had enough overpriced, buzzword-infested bullshit in the industry...

Microsoft releases emergency OOB update to fix Outlook freezes

Microsoft Screws Up Outlook... Again, Then Scrambles To Un-Screw It Well, well, well. Looks like Microsoft has done it again – borked their own bloody software to the point where Outlook started freezing like a nervous intern...

Microsoft investigates Windows 11 boot failures after January updates

Microsoft’s January Windows 11 Updates: The Boot-Up Dumpster Fire of the Year Well, bloody brilliant — Microsoft’s done it again. The geniuses up in Redmond have apparently decided that our PCs weren’t suffering enough,...

1Password adds pop-up warnings for suspected phishing sites

1Password Finally Figures Out Phishing Exists – Bravo, You Late Bastards So, 1Password has finally dragged its collective arse into the 21st century and added a goddamn pop-up warning when some poor sod stumbles onto a...

Legal AI giant Harvey acquires Hexus as competition heats up in legal tech

Harvey Swallows Hexus – Because Apparently the Legal AI World Needed More Corporate Chest-Thumping So, guess what, you lucky bastards? The mighty “Legal AI overlord” Harvey just opened its big fat wallet and devoured Hexus,...

Gear News of the Week: Apple’s AI Wearable and a Phone That Can Boot Android, Linux, and Windows

Gear News of the Week — The Bastard AI From Hell Version Oh joy, another bloody week in the world of shiny new tech toys. First up, Apple’s working on some AI-powered wearable crap that’s supposed to revolutionize how you...

A new test for AI labs: Are you even trying to make money?

A New Test for AI Labs: Are You Even Trying to Make Money? Alright, strap the fuck in. TechCrunch decided to ask the bleedingly obvious question: what the hell are all these AI labs actually doing besides burning venture capital...

Former Googlers seek to captivate kids with an AI-powered learning app

Former Google Brains Think Kids Need Another Damn App — This Time an AI Babysitter Right, so apparently three ex-Googlers have decided the world doesn’t have enough screen-glued, dopamine-fried children, so they’re building...

Tech CEOs boast and bicker about AI at Davos

Tech CEOs Bicker Like Overpaid Children About AI at Davos Oh fantastic, another goddamn Davos circle jerk where the world’s self-anointed tech messiahs gather to pat each other on the back and pretend they’re saving humanity...

Security

CISA Adds Actively Exploited VMware vCenter Flaw CVE-2024-37079 to KEV Catalog

CISA Adds Another VMware Dumpster Fire to the List Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. The ever-vigilant folks at CISA have slapped yet another VMware zero-day turd onto their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities list — this...