Month: January 2026

Meta pauses teen access to AI characters ahead of new version

Meta Slams the Brakes on Teens Chatting with its AI Clowns Well, what a goddamn surprise — Meta’s done it again. The mega-corp that can’t stop poking the privacy hornet’s nest has decided to “pause” teen access to its...

Google Photos’ latest feature lets you meme yourself

Google Photos’ Latest Feature: Because Apparently We Needed More Bloody Memes So, Google’s back at it again, cranking out another “AI-powered marvel” that nobody fucking asked for. This time, they’ve decided that Google...

How did Davos turn into a tech conference?

How the Hell Did Davos Turn into a Bloody Tech Conference? Ah, Davos – the annual snow-covered playground where billionaires, politicians, and self-anointed "thought leaders" go to pat each other on the back while pretending to...

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ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 23rd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9778, (Fri, Jan 23rd)

ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 23rd, 2026 – The Cyber Clown Show Continues Oh great, another day, another digital dumpster fire. The ISC Stormcast for January 23rd, 2026, basically reads like an IT admin’s recurring...

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Microsoft Flags Multi-Stage AitM Phishing and BEC Attacks Targeting Energy Firms

Microsoft Catches Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire: Multi-Stage AitM Phishing Shitshow Well, stop the bloody presses — Microsoft’s threat-hunting nerds have “discovered” (again) that cybercriminals are about as creative...

Security

Phishing Attack Uses Stolen Credentials to Install LogMeIn RMM for Persistent Access

Phishing Attack Uses Stolen Credentials to Install LogMeIn RMM for Persistent Access – or, Yet Another Day in Cybersecurity Hell Oh bloody wonderful — apparently the cyber-shitstorm never ends. Some genius out there decided...

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TikTok Forms U.S. Joint Venture to Continue Operations Under 2025 Executive Order

TikTok’s Yank-and-Spank Move to Keep Uncle Sam Happy So, apparently TikTok’s decided to play nice with the U.S. government — you know, the same folks who’ve been waving executive orders around like toddlers with scissors....

Security

Fortinet Confirms Active FortiCloud SSO Bypass on Fully Patched FortiGate Firewalls

Fortinet Screws Up... Again: FortiCloud SSO Bypass Hits Fully Patched FortiGate Firewalls Oh bloody hell, Fortinet’s at it again. Because apparently, security vendors just can’t go one damn quarter without face-planting into...

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CISA Updates KEV Catalog with Four Actively Exploited Software Vulnerabilities

CISA Updates KEV Catalog — Because Apparently the Internet Can’t Stop Setting Itself on Fire Right, so the delightful people at CISA – that’s the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for those who just...

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Healthy Security Cultures Thrive on Risk Reporting

Healthy Security Cultures Thrive on Risk Reporting — or Why Your Security Team’s Hair Is on Fire Right, so apparently the latest bit of “wisdom” in the cyber world is that if you want a “healthy” security culture,...