Month: January 2026

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026: Another Cybersecurity Circus of Buzzwords and Self-Importance Oh bloody fantastic, it’s that time again — RSAC 2026 is gearing up to unleash another round of overhyped “cyber innovation” bullshit in San...

Fortinet confirms critical FortiCloud auth bypass not fully patched

Fortinet Screws the Pooc—Again: The “Fixed” Patch That Isn’t Well, grab your coffee and your panic pills, because Fortinet’s managed to shit the bed again. Turns out their so-called “fix” for that nasty FortiCloud...

Hackers get $1,047,000 for 76 zero-days at Pwn2Own Automotive 2026

Hackers Make a Bloody Fortune at Pwn2Own Automotive 2026 So, apparently a bunch of devious little code wizards just walked off with over $1,047,000 at the Pwn2Own Automotive 2026 contest for digging up 76 zero-day...

Microsoft: Outlook for iOS crashes, freezes due to coding error

Microsoft Breaks Outlook for iOS — Again. Because Why the Hell Not? Well, what a magnificent clusterfuck from the fine folks at Microsoft. Turns out, Outlook for iOS decided to go belly up — freezing, crashing, and generally...

Security Baseline for Microsoft 365 Apps for enterprise v2512: Intune and Group Policy deployment

Security Baseline for Microsoft 365 Apps v2512 – A Load of Policy-Flavored Fun Oh great, another bloody “security baseline” update from Microsoft. Because apparently what we all needed today was another 50-page novella of...

What an AI-Written Honeypot Taught Us About Trusting Machines

What an AI-Written Honeypot Taught Us — and Why Humanity’s Still Screwed Oh, bloody fantastic. Some genius decided to let an AI write a honeypot, because apparently, we’ve run out of actual humans to screw things up the...

Hackers exploit critical telnetd auth bypass flaw to get root

Hackers Abuse Telnetd Bug Because Apparently, 2024 Still Thinks Telnet Is Cool Right, so apparently there’s a bunch of dumbass systems out there *still* running telnetd — yes, that ancient relic from the bloody Jurassic era...

US to deport Venezuelans who emptied bank ATMs using malware

US Booting Out a Bunch of ATM-Emptying Malware Morons Right, strap in because this one’s a real clusterfuck. The U.S. Feds have finally decided they’ve had enough of a pack of Venezuelan cyber-twats who thought it’d be...

CISA confirms active exploitation of four enterprise software bugs

CISA Says Four Enterprise Software Bugs Are Getting Ripped Open – No Surprise There Well, hold onto your digital asses, because CISA has popped up again waving their arms like a panicked sysadmin on a Friday afternoon....

Malicious AI extensions on VSCode Marketplace steal developer data

Malicious AI Extensions in VSCode: Because Apparently Nothing Is Sacred Anymore Oh, for fuck’s sake — now even Visual Studio Code, the almighty text editor that every caffeine-addled developer worships, has got itself riddled...