Month: January 2026

Livestream: Welcome to the Chinese Century — Or How China Turned the Internet Into a 24/7 Shopping Circus Alright, gather ‘round, you caffeine-addled internet junkies. So Wired decides to tell us all about how China’s...

Former Google Hotshots Think Kids Need an AI Babysitter So apparently, three ex-Googlers decided that the world hasn’t had enough of shiny AI bullshit yet, so they’ve cooked up an “interactive AI-powered learning app for...

Google Nabs Hume AI’s Big Brain – Because Apparently They Still Don’t Have Enough Bloody Geniuses So, the all-consuming digital behemoth known as Google has decided it doesn’t have quite enough clever bastards running...

The Wikipedia Nerds Made a Bloody AI Detector, Now It’s a Damn Plug-In Well, strap in, because humanity’s endless crusade against their own tech overlords just got weirder. The Wikipedia do-gooders — those caffeine-fueled...

Quadric’s Glorious Middle Finger to the Cloud: On-Device AI that Actually Works Right, so here’s the deal: Quadric, that scrappy little AI chip maker, has decided to give the big fancy cloud AI providers a hearty “screw...

Spotify’s Bloody AI "Prompted Playlists" — Because Apparently You Can’t Pick Your Own Damn Songs Anymore So, the geniuses over at Spotify have decided that you, the lowly music peasant, are too goddamn lazy to make your own...

Anthropic Keeps Patching Its Own Bloody Interview Test Because People Won’t Stop Cheating With Claude Oh, for fuck’s sake. Anthropic — yes, the bright sparks behind Claude, that overly-polite AI wunderkind — has found...

Neurophos Raises $110M to Build Optical AI Chips—Because of Course They Bloody Did Right, so here we go again. Some bunch of mad scientist types over at Neurophos just scored themselves a $110 million pile of cash to build...

Google Snatches Another Shiny AI Toy – Because They Bloody Can Well, strap in, because Google’s done it again — the greedy tech overlords have gone and yoinked the entire bloody team behind Hume AI, a startup that thought...

Google’s AI Mode: Now Rooting Around in Your Digital Underwear Drawer Oh great, just what we all needed — another bloody “smart” feature from Google that’s about as comforting as finding your neighbor going through your...