Month: January 2026

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026: Another Bloody Cybersecurity Circus Oh joy, it’s that glorious time again when every self-proclaimed security guru, vendor, and marketing parasite dusts off their PowerPoint slides and descends upon San Francisco for...

Hackers breach Fortinet FortiGate devices, steal firewall configs

Hackers Kick Down Fortinet’s Front Door and Nick Firewall Configs Well, here we bloody go again. Fortinet just got pantsed by some enterprising bastards who went joyriding through unpatched FortiGate firewalls like it was an...

Hackers exploit 29 zero-days on second day of Pwn2Own Automotive

Hackers Go to Town on Cars – Pwn2Own Day 2: The Cyber Bloodbath Well, grab your damn popcorn because the second day of Pwn2Own Automotive was basically a demolition derby for car software. Those brilliant, slightly deranged...

Microsoft updates Notepad and Paint with more AI features

Microsoft Cramming More Bloody AI Into Notepad and Paint – Because Why The Hell Not? So, guess what those geniuses at Microsoft have been up to? Yep, shoving more bloody “AI” into Notepad and Paint. Because clearly what the...

Why Active Directory password resets are surging in hybrid work

Why Everyone’s Bloody Password Keeps Breaking in This Hybrid Hellscape Right, so apparently everyone’s losing their sodding minds because Active Directory password resets are shooting through the bloody roof. Shocking,...

Download and install Windows 11 26H1

Windows 11 26H1: Because Apparently "Stable" Was Too Much to Ask For Alright, strap the hell in. Microsoft’s back at it again, spitting out yet another semi-pointless Windows update called Windows 11 26H1. Yeah, because the...

INC ransomware opsec fail allowed data recovery for 12 US orgs

INC Ransomware Clowns Trip Over Their Own Crap – 12 U.S. Orgs Laugh All the Way to Data Recovery Well, well, well. Another batch of cybercriminal dipshits managed to outsmart themselves. The INC ransomware gang – those...

Microsoft Teams to add brand impersonation warnings to calls

Microsoft Teams Now Pretends to Care About Scammers – Adds Brand Impersonation Warnings Ah, bloody Microsoft, up to their necks again in fixing problems they probably helped create in the first place. So apparently, Teams –...

SmarterMail auth bypass flaw now exploited to hijack admin accounts

SmarterMail Shits the Bed: Auth Bypass Lets Hackers Play God Oh, fantastic. Another week, another fucking dumpster fire in email software land. This time it’s SmarterMail, the mail server that apparently decided “security”...

Curl ending bug bounty program after flood of AI slop reports

Curl Pulls the Plug on Its Bug Bounty Program After Being Drowned in AI‑Generated Crap Reports Right, so here’s the deal: the curl project — you know, that tiny piece of software the entire bloody Internet uses to shift...