Month: January 2026

Micron Megafab Project Faces a New Hurdle as Activists Seek a Benefits Deal

Micron’s Megafab Mess: Bureaucratic Bullshit Meets Activist Headaches Right, so here’s the clusterfuck of the week: Micron — those chip-making wizards — are trying to drop a multibillion-dollar megafab in upstate New York...

The US and China Are Collaborating More Closely on AI Than You Think

The US and China Are Secretly Playing Nice With AI Research—Surprise, You Naive Bastard So apparently, while politicians on both sides of the Pacific are busy flinging digital dung at each other about “AI supremacy” and...

Irony alert: Hallucinated citations found in papers from NeurIPS, the prestigious AI conference

Irony Served Piping Hot: AI Researchers at NeurIPS Caught Using Hallucinated Citations Oh, for fuck’s sake. The crème de la crème of AI nerds—the ones who never shut up about “responsible AI” and “trustworthy...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, January 21st, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9774, (Wed, Jan 21st)

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, January 21st, 2026 — Or: Yet Another Episode of “Everything’s on Fire Again” Well, well, another bloody day in infosec hell, and the ISC Stormcast is back to remind us all that the internet is...

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CERT/CC Warns binary-parser Bug Allows Node.js Privilege-Level Code Execution

CERT/CC Warns binary-parser Bug Allows Node.js Privilege-Level Code Execution – Or: How Another Bloody Bug Ruined Everyone’s Week Oh joy, another week, another flaming mess from the land of developers who think testing is...

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LastPass Warns of Fake Maintenance Messages Targeting Users’ Master Passwords

LastPass Users Getting Phished by Dumbass "Maintenance" Scams Oh bloody marvellous, here we go again. The clowns over at the internet managed to fall for another phishing scam. This time, LastPass is warning that a bunch of shady...

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VoidLink Linux Malware Framework Built with AI Assistance Reaches 88,000 Lines of Code

VoidLink – Because Apparently We Needed Another Fucking AI-Powered Malware Alright, strap in, because some bright bastards have unleashed a shiny new toy called VoidLink — a Linux malware framework written with the help of...

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Chainlit AI Framework Flaws Enable Data Theft via File Read and SSRF Bugs

Chainlit AI Framework Flaws Let Hackers Go Full Data-Pillage Mode Oh bloody fantastic, another “AI framework” that’s about as secure as a wet paper bag wrapped in tinfoil and left in a thunderstorm. So, Chainlit — the...

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Automatic Script Execution In Visual Studio Code, (Wed, Jan 21st)

Automatic Script Execution in Visual Studio Code — or, How to Let Chaos Run Itself So, here's the bloody scoop: Visual Studio Code — that shiny thing every wannabe dev worships like it’s the second coming of Linus Torvalds...

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Exposure Assessment Platforms Signal a Shift in Focus

Exposure Assessment Platforms Signal a Shift in Focus – And a Whole Lotta Corporate Bullshit Oh joy, another cyber buzzword salad pretending to save the world. The article yammered on about this new “Exposure Assessment”...