Month: January 2026

GitLab Screws Up, Again: 2FA Bypass and DoS Vulnerabilities Make Admins Cry Well, gather ‘round folks, because GitLab’s managed to step on its own bloody dick again. The geniuses over there just dropped a high-severity...

Hackers Playing “Security Tester” While Actually Screwing Fortune 500s – Because Of Course They Are So apparently, surprise-surprise, a bunch of cyber asshats are using legitimate “security testing” tools like Burp...

You Got Phished? Of Course You Did, You Bloody Human! Well, here we bloody go again. Another day, another pack of poor gullible meatbags clicking “urgent password reset” emails faster than a caffeinated squirrel. According to...

Outlook Freezes Because Microsoft F*cked Something Up (Again) Well, guess the bloody what—Microsoft’s done it again. They pushed out a Windows update that decided Outlook, that poor overworked email mule, needed an impromptu...

Fake LastPass Emails: Because Cybercriminals Never Take a F***ing Day Off Oh look, another goddamn phishing scam — because apparently cyber-scumbags can’t get enough of screwing clueless users. This time, the bastards are...

Fortinet Firewalls: Patching Your Shit Just Means Getting Owned Quicker So, apparently even after admins dutifully patched their FortiGate firewalls against that shiny old CVE‑2024‑21762 exploit, the damned things are still...

PCComponentes vs. The Alleged Data Breach Nonsense So apparently, some genius out there decided to stir a pot of bullshit by claiming that PCComponentes—the Spanish electronics retailer—had its customer data spewed all over...

Docker’s New “Model Runner” — Because Apparently We Need Another Damn Buzzword Right, so Docker’s back at it again, puking out another shiny toy for developers who think they’re one YAML file away from greatness. This...