Month: January 2026

Google Maps Gets Cozy with Gemini — Because You Clearly Can’t Walk Without AI Holding Your Hand So apparently, Google’s brilliant plan to save humanity involves letting you access Gemini, their shiny new AI assistant, right...

Flapping Airplanes and the Promise of Research-Driven AI — or, How Tech Bros Rediscovered Science Right, so apparently some clever bastards in lab coats decided that flapping wings on planes might actually be worth researching...

India is Schooling Google in the Bloody Art of AI Education Well, well, well — look who’s getting schooled! Google, the almighty overlord of the digital universe, is now camping out in India’s classroom, trying to figure...

Music Publishers Sue Anthropic for $3B — Because Apparently Copying 20,000 Songs Is a Bad Look Right, so here's the steaming pile of corporate drama for today. A bunch of music publishers — you know, the guys who think every...

OpenAI’s Sora App: From Rockstar Launch to Dumpster Fire Well, well, well – looks like OpenAI’s shiny new bauble, the “Sora” app, went from golden child to flaming pile of crap faster than you can say “server...

The AI Toy That Couldn’t Keep Its Digital Pants On Well, grab your favorite whiskey and strap in, because some genius startup managed to create the world’s creepiest toy—an "AI-powered talking plaything" that decided to...

Google’s Project Genie: Another Goddamn Toy for Digital Dreamers So apparently, the tech wizards at Google got bored of dominating search and decided to whip up some cosmic-level bullshit called Project Genie. It’s supposed...

Apple Buys Q.ai – Because Apparently Throwing Money at the AI Buzzword is the New Black So, Apple – that shiny cult of overpriced rectangles – just bought an Israeli startup called Q.ai. Apparently, these clever bastards at...

Yann LeCun’s New AI Circus: Yet Another Attempt to Outthink the Goddamn Machines Oh, fantastic. Yet another day, yet another big brain trying to cram more “intelligence” into machines because the human version clearly...

AI-Generated Anti-ICE Videos Are Getting the Fanfic Treatment — and It’s a Bloody Circus So apparently the internet’s gone and done it again — because of course it bloody has. Some clever sods online are now mixing AI...