Month: January 2026

When Management Buys Cybersecurity Toys No One Bloody Needs Oh, for f***’s sake. Yet another article pointing out the bleeding obvious — that companies keep pissing away money on shiny security tools their SOC teams neither...

Identity Threat Detection: Because Apparently Everything’s On Fire Right, so here’s the bloody gist of it — every company on the damn planet is getting their digital drawers pulled down because people still think a simple...

Microsoft PowerToys Adds Fancy-Ass “Cursor Wrap” Because Apparently Moving Your Mouse Normally Was Too Fucking Hard So, the geniuses over at Microsoft have decided that people are too goddamn lazy to move their mouse across a...

Disable Weak RC4 Encryption or Get Ready to Watch Your Domain Burn Alright, gather ‘round, you poor, sleep-deprived sysadmins and security masochists. Microsoft screwed up again — surprise, surprise — and this time it’s...

Azure Test Run Hub – Yet Another Shiny Azure Gizmo That Promises to Save Your Sorry IT Ass Alright, strap in, you cloud-loving masochists. Microsoft’s cooked up another bloody “next-gen” Azure doohickey called the Azure...

Gemini Gets Outsmarted – The AI That Couldn’t Keep Its Bloody Mouth Shut So, in today’s episode of “Machines That Are Supposed to Be Smart but Actually Couldn’t Outthink a Toaster,” Google’s shiny new Gemini AI...

EU Throws a Bureaucratic Fit Over "High-Risk" Tech Suppliers Oh look, the European Union’s at it again — rolling out yet another goddamn cybersecurity "overhaul" because apparently, nobody trusts anyone with shiny electronics...

AI-Generated Malware: Because We Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Shit to Worry About Well, buckle up you poor bastards, because now even the bloody malware is writing itself. According to BleepingComputer, some shiny new piece of...