Month: January 2026

Google Chrome tests Gemini-powered AI “Skills”

Google Chrome Gets "Gemini-Powered AI Skills" Because Clearly It Didn’t Eat Enough RAM Already So, here we bloody go again—Google’s at it once more, stuffing their browser full of even more AI bullshit that nobody actually...

CIRO confirms data breach exposed info on 750,000 Canadian investors

The CIRO Clusterfuck: 750,000 Canadians Get Digitally Mugged Well, what a bloody surprise — another day, another pack of data-handling buffoons getting pantsed by hackers. The so-called “Canadian Investment Regulatory...

Microsoft releases OOB Windows updates to fix shutdown, Cloud PC bugs

Microsoft’s Latest WTF Moment: Emergency Patch to Fix Its Own Damn Screw-Up Oh look, it’s Microsoft again, rolling out another “oh shit, we broke it” patch. Apparently, after last week’s update, a bunch of admins found...

Musk wants up to $134B in OpenAI lawsuit, despite $700B fortune

Elon Bloody Musk Wants Even MORE Money – Because Apparently $700B Just Isn’t Enough So, strap the hell in, because apparently the richest man on the goddamn planet, Elon “I-own-everything” Musk, has decided he’s *still*...

Security

OpenAI to Show Ads in ChatGPT for Logged-In U.S. Adults on Free and Go Plans

OpenAI Decides to Pollute ChatGPT with Bloody Ads – Because Why the Hell Not? Right, so apparently the bright sparks at OpenAI have decided that what the world’s most overused AI chat app really needs is a crapload of ads...

Security

Wireshark 4.6.3 Released, (Sat, Jan 17th)

Wireshark 4.6.3 Released — And Yes, We’re Updating the Bloody Packet Sniffer Again So, the brilliant minds behind Wireshark decided to drop version 4.6.3 because, obviously, the current one wasn’t *quite* broken enough....

Security

Black Basta Ransomware Leader Added to EU Most Wanted and INTERPOL Red Notice

Black Basta Ransomware Leader Lands on the EU’s Naughty List Oh, bloody fantastic — another cyber puke gets his face plastered on Interpol’s wall of fame. Turns out the ringleader of the infamous Black Basta ransomware...

Security

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026 Conference – Yet Another Security Circus Oh bloody hell, it’s that time again — the RSA Conference is showing up in 2026, probably with the same damn crowd of “cybersecurity visionaries” who can’t configure...

Silicon Valley’s messiest breakup is definitely headed to court

Silicon Valley’s Messiest Tech Soap Opera Goes Full Legal Dumpster Fire Oh, for fuck’s sake. Just when you think Silicon Valley’s collection of overpaid ego-goblins couldn’t possibly outdo themselves, this absolute...

Anthropic taps former Microsoft India MD to lead Bengaluru expansion

Anthropic’s Bengaluru Power Play: Yet Another Fancy Suit Joins the AI Circus Well, strap in and grab your coffee, because Anthropic — those AI wonderkids who think they’re saving the bloody world — have decided that...