Month: January 2026

Meta-Backed Hupo Figures Out That Mental Wellness Doesn’t Pay, AI Sales Crap Does Well, well, well… Hupo, that once-touchy-feely mental wellness startup, decided that hugging their way to success wasn’t gonna cut the...

Reid Hoffman and His Goddamn Crusade to Save Tech’s Soul So here's the deal: Reid bloody Hoffman — you know, the LinkedIn overlord who probably dreams in networking requests — goes on The Big Interview podcast to talk about...

Yet Another Bloody AI Startup with Too Much Money: Converge Bio’s $25M Cash Grab Ah, for fuck’s sake, another AI startup pops up claiming it’s going to “revolutionize drug discovery”. Because apparently, every tech bro...

Brazil Tells Meta to Stop Being a Control-Freak Over WhatsApp Chatbots So, Meta — the tech overlord that still hasn’t learned how to play nice — decided it was time to flex its digital muscles and ban any third-party AI...

Slackbot Has Grown Up — And It’s Still a Bloody Nuisance Right, gather ‘round, you sorry collection of keyboard mashers. Apparently Slack, that chatroom for people pretending to work while sending GIFs, decided Slackbot...

Deepgram Raises $130M and Buys a Tiny Startup — Because Apparently the AI Money Hose Never Stops Well, look who’s bathing in venture capital champagne again – Deepgram, those clever bastards who do speech-to-text wizardry,...

Apple’s “Creator Studio” Bundle – Because Apparently We Don’t Pay Enough Already Oh, fantastic! Apple’s back with another bloody subscription plan to squeeze what’s left of our wallets dry. This time it’s called...

ElevenLabs Hits $330 Million ARR — and Everyone’s Losing Their Damn Minds So apparently, the fine geniuses over at ElevenLabs have decided to brag about hitting a whopping $330 million in annual recurring revenue. Yeah, you...

1X’s New Robot Brain: Teaching Tin Cans to Bloody “Understand” the World Alright, so these overpaid geniuses at 1X, the same mob trying to make humanoid robots that don’t walk into walls, have just dropped something...