Month: January 2026

New Advanced Linux VoidLink Malware Targets Cloud and container Environments

Oh Great, Another Freakin’ Malware Apocalypse: VoidLink Takes a Dump on Linux Cloud Systems Well, strap in, because those shiny Linux servers everyone thinks are invincible just got bent over by some new bastard called...

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[Webinar] Securing Agentic AI: From MCPs and Tool Access to Shadow API Key Sprawl

Securing Agentic AI: Because Apparently, We Didn’t Have Enough Tech Crap to Worry About Right, so the geniuses at The Hacker News are talking about a webinar from some lot called T or whatever the bloody hell they’re called,...

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Attackers Abuse Python, Cloudflare to Deliver AsyncRAT

Attackers Being Their Usual Dumbass Selves — Now With Python and Cloudflare Right, so apparently some little cyber gremlins decided they were bored of their basement and thought, “Hey, let’s use Python scripts and...

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Malicious Chrome Extension Steals MEXC API Keys by Masquerading as Trading Tool

Malicious Chrome Extension Steals MEXC API Keys — Because The Internet Can’t Have Nice Things Right, so there’s yet another steaming pile of cyber-bullshit floating around, and this time it’s a malicious Chrome extension...

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Long-Running Web Skimming Campaign Steals Credit Cards From Online Checkout Pages

Long-Running Web Skimming Campaign: Because Apparently No One Secures Their Damn Websites Oh, for fuck’s sake. Another goddamn web-skimming campaign, still alive and kicking after *five bloody years* because apparently web...

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Microsoft Patch Tuesday for January 2026 — Snort rules and prominent vulnerabilities

Microsoft Patch Tuesday — January 2026: Another Month, Another Heap of Bloody Vulnerabilities Well, here we are again. Microsoft’s dropped their monthly patch dump like a flaming bag of crap on our digital doorstep. January...

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January 2026 Microsoft Patch Tuesday Summary, (Tue, Jan 13th)

January 2026 Microsoft Patch Tuesday: Another Bloody Round of Fixes So, Microsoft’s done it again — spewing out another heap of “fixes” for their swiss-cheese software lineup. January 2026 Patch Tuesday comes in swinging...

Target employees confirm leaked source code is authentic

Target’s Source Code Hits the Dark Side of the Internet – And Holy Hell, It’s Real Well, apparently the geniuses over at Target have managed to spill their digital guts all over the internet. Some sneaky bastards got hold...

Block external users in Microsoft Teams from Defender for Office 365

Blocking External Users in Microsoft Teams – Because We Can’t Have Nice Things Right, so apparently some genius thought it was a good idea to let every random outsider wander into your Microsoft Teams like it’s a bloody...

Convincing LinkedIn comment-reply tactic used in new phishing

LinkedIn Phishing: The Digital Dumpster Fire of Professional Networking Oh great, just what the online world needed—another bunch of cyber-scumbags turning *LinkedIn*, of all bloody places, into a phishing playground. Because...