Month: January 2026

‘Semantic Chaining’ Jailbreak Dupes Gemini Nano Banana, Grok 4

Semantic Chaining: Yet Another Dumbass Way to Break Your Fancy AI Toys So, apparently some clever arseholes figured out a method called "semantic chaining" to yank the leash right off of those shiny, overconfident AI chatbots —...

Security

Researchers Find 175,000 Publicly Exposed Ollama AI Servers Across 130 Countries

175,000 Dumbass AI Servers Left Hanging in the Breeze Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some bright sparks have gone and left over 175,000 Ollama AI servers just sitting out there on the damn internet, like free candy for...

Security

I’m locked in!

I’m Locked In! Or, How Humanity Continues to Be a Bunch of Bloody Digital Amateurs Right, strap in, because we’re diving into another thrilling reminder that users will absolutely fuck up basic security the moment they’re...

Security

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026 Conference: Another Year, Another Cybersecurity Circus Oh bloody hell, it’s that time again — the RSAC 2026 Conference is gearing up to unleash another avalanche of buzzwords, self-congratulation, and overpriced...

Google rolls out Android theft protection feature updates

Google’s New Android Theft Protection: Because Apparently We Needed Even More Bloody Lock Screens So, Google’s gone and decided that we’re all too stupid to hang on to our bloody phones, which is why they’ve rolled out a...

France fines unemployment agency €5 million over data breach

France Just Got a Lovely €5 Million Kick in the Arse for Losing People’s Data Well, well, well. France’s unemployment agency, Pôle Emploi, apparently thought "cybersecurity" was just a trendy buzzword instead of an actual...

Microsoft Teams licensing updates

Microsoft Teams Licensing: Because Microsoft Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone Oh look, Microsoft’s at it again, rearranging the bloody furniture for no good reason except to confuse every poor bastard trying to keep their...

New Microsoft Teams feature will let you report suspicious calls

Microsoft’s Latest “Helpful” Teams Feature: Now You Can Snitch on Scammers, Halle-freakin-lujah Well, well, well. The geniuses over at Microsoft have finally realized that people using Teams might occasionally get spammed...

Aisuru botnet sets new record with 31.4 Tbps DDoS attack

Aisuru Botnet Breaks the Internet – and My Will to Live Oh great, just what the world needed – another goddamn botnet with an inferiority complex. The Aisuru botnet, that pile of malicious digital vomit, just broke a record...

Not a Kids Game: From Roblox Mod to Compromising Your Company

Not a Kid’s Game: How Some Dumbass Roblox Mod Turned into a Security Nightmare Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some bunch of digital troglodytes figured out that Roblox mods—yes, that thing meant for 10-year-olds...